Amanda Bynes Posts Faceless ‘No Candy Diet’ Photos

Amanda Bynes no candy diet 2Today in Instagram photos, Oprah plays with eggs that aren’t Gayle King’s, and Amanda Bynes gets a few steps closer to never recovering her marbles.

Bynes’ Instagram account (@amandabynes4386) popped up in November, and was semi-verified by Amanda herself. I say this because I can’t believe these recent photos aren’t the work of say, a hacker. I’ve always been one of the few who thought she was more talented than Lindsay Lohan (it’s inarguable that she had a longer career, pre-crazy), and I really don’t want her to be this insanely random and smutty.  Continue reading “Amanda Bynes Posts Faceless ‘No Candy Diet’ Photos”

J.K. Rowling Ditches Wands For Cleavage In ‘The Casual Vacancy’

Back in April, it was announced that Harry Potter darling J.K. Rowling would put hand to computer for a book directed at a more adult audience.

In just a day, Rowling’s first book since the series that sold over 450 million copies and made her the most famous living author in the world comes out.

It’s called The Casual Vacancy and it’s “a comic tragedy,” five hundred and twelve pages long, and about some sort of rivalry. Most importantly, it contains multiple laughable references to genitalia.

Here are three excerpts to blush and cackle over:

“That miraculously unguarded vagina.”

“The leathery skin of her upper cleavage radiated little cracks that no longer vanished when decompressed.”

” …With an ache in his heart and in his balls.”  Continue reading “J.K. Rowling Ditches Wands For Cleavage In ‘The Casual Vacancy’”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-12-12]

Rihanna thinks you’re jealous of her cleavage and bucket of alcohol. (E! Online)

Of course a Teen Mom made the list of worst reality singers of all time. (Yahoo!)

This bronze medal-winning windsurfer is a better person than you. (St. Louis Post-Dispatch)

Noah‘s Ark turns Darren Aronofsky on. (USA Today)

Vanessa Paradis talked about splitting from Johnny Depp. Sort of. (Evil Beet)

Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson head-butted his wife (ESPN)

Brace yourself for heavy cheese. The closing Olympic ceremony is coming. (Reuters)

Nicki Minaj loves strippers, sings about it in appropriately titled “I Luv Dem Strippers” video. (HuffPo)

Usain Bolt tried to steal the baton. (Seattle Post)

A Pennsylvania woman stabbed and killed her fiance on their wedding day (Gawker)

 

Evil Dead’s Bruce Campbell Talks Cleavage Signing, Demonstrates

Candace Bailey‘s sweet-as-pie Southern attitude combined with the willingness to do anything for good TV might make up for the recent loss of Kevin Pereira and his lightning-quick wit on Attack Of The Show.

Case and point, an interview with Evil Dead/Army Of Darkness legend Bruce Campbell.

The chainsaw-armed man dropped by AOTS, talking about Burn Notice, people naming their kids “Ash,” and the female fans.

Bailey: I hear you have lots of women coming up to you asking for autographs?
Campbell: The ladies have started to step up a little since Burn Notice has come along, and so you’ve got to manage that as a signable asset…  Continue reading “Evil Dead’s Bruce Campbell Talks Cleavage Signing, Demonstrates”

A Pocketed Bra, For All My Hooker Friends

Are you constantly shoving dollar bills, your driver’s license, and phone into your cleavage? If so, there’s a perfect article of clothing for you – the kangaroo-inspired “JoeyBra,” made by two female University of Washington students.

They put the item on the weird-and-creative-funding-goldmine Kickstarter and it’s receiving all kinds of attention. Everyone from Forbes to Jwoww.

The bra, which you can buy for $30 dollars, is designed to look and feel as though there’s nothing in the pocket.

From the website: “Our unique product allows women to finally ditch the purse and opt for freedom. JoeyBra, a sexy pocketed bra, offers two discreet pockets on the sides of the bra.”  Continue reading “A Pocketed Bra, For All My Hooker Friends”