Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-1-12]

Twitter is “Eastwooding” after Clint’s ranty RNC chair speech (Huffington Post)

Colorado shooter James Holmes called hospital just minutes before massacre. (Fox)

Justin Bieber causes paparazzi car crash on Ventura Blvd. (TMZ)

Some assholes stole Grimes’ gear at Manchester venue. (ONTD!)

Kristen Stewart’s parents are getting a divorce. (E! Online)

Twilight star Kellan Lutz dislikes Twilight, prefers Generation Kill. (Ok!)

Joss Whedon says The Avengers is ‘not a great movie’ (NME)

Take notes Rihanna, Chad Johnson‘s wife, Evelyn Lozada, is “afraid.” (ABC)

Some assholes stole Grimes’ gear at a Manchester venue. (ONTD!)

Clint, I Love You, But WTF Are You Talking About?

Clint Eastwood, who announced his support for Mitt Romney August 3, opened for the presidential candidate at the Republican National Convention on Thursday with a rant less easy to understand than stroked-out Gary Busey.

I THINK he was trying to say that Romney will help the economy, and even though Obama’s enthusiasm in 2004 made him cry (“I
haven’t cried that hard since I found out that there are 23 million unemployed people in this country”), he’s sick of the broken promises.

Being the biggest female Clint Eastwood fan in the entire world, I can only hope that he was stumbling over his words (and talking to inanimate objects BESIDES Paul Ryan) to appeal to his audience.  Continue reading “Clint, I Love You, But WTF Are You Talking About?”

Clint Eastwood’s Latest Star, A Squirrel

Clint Eastwood has cast or starred alongside big names like Angelina Jolie, Hilary Swank, and Meryl Streep. Now he’s made a new female friend, a squirrel named Lola.

According to Contact Music “a source” on the Warner Brothers lot in Los Angeles shared the information,

“Clint leaves the front door open whenever he’s inside working so Lola can come and go. He gets a kick out of watching her and always keeps a bag of shelled peanuts on the bottom shelf of a bookcase in case she gets hungry. Clint would be so upset if Lola disappeared. He enjoys her company.”

That’s very cute but why is the source hinting that someone should whack the squirrel? “Clint would be so upset if Lola disappeared?” Am I supposed to hold it ransom or something. Sheesh.

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Clint Eastwood’s Daughters And Wife To Star In Reality Show

Clint Eastwood’s wife and two daughters are to be the focus of a new reality show on E!, the wonderful network that introduced us to Kendra Wilkinson and the Kardashians.

The show will star Dina Eastwood (35 years Dirty Harry’s junior) and two of Clint’s younger daughters, 15 year-old Morgan Eastwood, and his daughter with actress Frances Fisher, 18 year-old Francesca.

Though Clint is not expected to appear in the entire show, which is produced by Bunim/Murray (The Real World, Bad Girls Club) he has reportedly agreed to make a few cameos.

DAMNNNNNN. Get off my lawn! (New Gran Torino-inspired yenta phrase to express the term “Get outta here!”)

Clint Eastwood “Doesn’t Give A Fuck” About Opposing Gay Marriage

To be clear, Clint Eastwood supports the gays!

Leonardo DiCaprio and Eastwood are featured in the October issue of GQ, that hits newsstands September 20th.

Clint is the director of the Hoover biopic J. Edgar, which stars DiCaprio and Naomi Watts.

He describes his feelings about gay marriages in the interview proclaiming,

“I don’t give a fuck about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not!? We’re making a big deal out of things we shouldn’t be making a big deal about of. Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want…”

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