It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, No Wait, It’s Demi Lovato ON a PLANE Snorting Cocaine

Demi Lovato shared some lurid details of her past, which is completely littered with empty bottles, mirrors, and rolled-up dollar bills. Lovato, who spent part of 2010 in rehab, recently told Access Hollywood that she used to smuggle coke onto planes and snort it among sleeping passengers.

“I couldn’t go without 30 minutes to an hour without cocaine and I would bring it on airplanes,” Lovato said. “I would smuggle it basically and just wait until everyone in first class would go to sleep and I would do it right there.”

The 21-year-old admitted that she was “very good at manipulating people” and had no trouble hiding her drug use from a sober companion who was hired to keep an eye on her 24 hours a day.

Craziest Crazytown Answers From Lindsay Lohan’s Crazy Piers Morgan Interview

Piers Morgan Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan did a rare, non-televised interview with Piers Morgan for the Daily Mail in a “borrowed” townhouse in Manhattan. She was wearing “bright striped pyjamas” (British spelling), and talking about everything that ever happened in her life. Ever.

Her first drink: I was 17… I got really sick and Mom made me sleep with vomit still on me so I’d understand how it felt. I didn’t drink again throughout high school. I was too scared!

“So you’re an alcoholic?”: No … But when I was younger I was definitely going out too much and I was drinking too much. I was accused of everything, even stealing a necklace. I’d never steal a necklace.

Cocaine: Everyone thinks I’ve done it so many times. But I’ve only done it maybe four or five times.

Her drugs of choice: Pot, obviously. And ecstasy. I liked that better than the others (giggles). I didn’t drink on it, so I was just chilling. It’s something that a lot of people experience when they’re in college.

Rehab is “a joke:” I’ve been court-ordered to do it six times. I could write the book on rehab. Constantly sending me to rehab is pointless. The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time.  CLICK for stuff about Michael Lohan, therapy and her sexuality…

Joan Collins: ‘Sammy Davis Jr. Tried to Give me Cocaine on a Spoon’

Joan Collins white furWigmaster, Too Damn Famous author and Dynasty star Joan Collins was constantly dodging cocaine attacks from 1950 to 1960. In the Rat Pack days, Collins huffed and puffed and blew Sammy Davis Jr.’s stash away.

“Sammy Davis Jr. tried to give me cocaine on a spoon. I said ‘No Sammy!’ and blew the whole spoon all over his blue velvet dinner jacket,” the notoriously anti-drug screen queen told The Sun.

In 2010, Collins told Piers Morgan about another obnoxious experience with yayo. “Once somebody forced me to take some coke and it was just so horrible,” she said. “I would never willingly take drugs.”

Rihanna For Vogue, November 2012

Who do you think Rihanna talks about in the latest issue of Vogue? Could it possibly be Chris Brown? If you guessed that, you are right but do not deserve a reward of any kind because it’s the most obvious answer ever.

Shot by Annie Leibovitz, who also photographed her first cover in April 2011, Rihanna says the world is “obsessed” with her and Brown.

“To the world, I feel like there’s no closure. There’s some obsession that’s continued even throughout when we weren’t friends or couldn’t be friends at all. Hated each other. The world hasn’t let go. They haven’t seen any progress in our friendship, because they don’t see anything really.”

“I don’t know if people will stop soon, but I feel like as soon as they have closure to it, they will. But they’re not on the inside. They can’t see what I see, unless they’re sitting in my point of view. I guess I’ll learn to accept that.”  Continue reading “Rihanna For Vogue, November 2012”

Lindsay Calls Her Cocaine-Addicted Mother ‘The Devil’

The sword-shallowing club-going mother/daughter duo of Lindsay and Dina Lohan were in a limo on their way to Long Island when Lindsay called Dina “the devil” and accused her of being on drugs in audio of a phone call to Michael Lohan obtained by TMZ.

“Dad, she’s on cocaine. She’s like touching her neck and shit,” LL told her father.

First of all, let me say congratulations to Lindsay for NOT being behind the wheel. I’m very proud of you for simply getting in an argument about money with the whacked-out mother who probably gave you your first line INSTEAD of doing all that AND crashing into a brick wall.  Continue reading “Lindsay Calls Her Cocaine-Addicted Mother ‘The Devil’”

Lady Gaga Fell Asleep, Got A Tattoo In Front Of A Bunch Of People

The only nice thing I can say about Lady Gaga‘s new tattoo, which the “artist” calls “a nod to her Italian heritage,” is that it won’t be visible once she grows her hair back.

I remember buying little books of fake tattoos when I was younger, and I’m pretty sure this so-called “Renaissance era cherub” was included.

Yes, the tattoo, which was given to her in front of hundreds of people at her Fame fragrance launch party, looks like a child’s idea of what body art should be.

She might as well have gotten a heart with the word “mom” in italics over a cutesy white banner. Except she would get “dad,” because as far as I know, she’s never written a song about her mom (poor Cynthia Germonatta).  Continue reading “Lady Gaga Fell Asleep, Got A Tattoo In Front Of A Bunch Of People”

Secrets Of The Marijuana Catapult, As Told By The Former Chief Of The DEA

So I’m reading the “cocaine” issue of New York Times Magazine that was appropriately handed to me by my mom, not because I have a snorting addiction but because she hands all the issues down to me, and I notice something about a “marijuana catapult.”

Naturally I’m very intrigued, even as someone who doesn’t smoke pot anymore, it sounds like the most fascinating thing ever. Sadly blueprints and a point-by-point description were not included.

What we do get is an explanation that moving marijuana is hard for drug cartels because it smells and is bulkier than coke, but worth it. Due to the stench and weight it “tends to cross the border far from official points of entry.”  Continue reading “Secrets Of The Marijuana Catapult, As Told By The Former Chief Of The DEA”

Lady Gaga On Cocaine: It’s ‘The White Devil’

Lady Gaga has never been one to keep secrets, except about relationships. Her drugs use is something she’s always been open about, though she went more into depth about it for The Conversation with Amanda de Cadanet.

“I was very depressed when I was 19. Because I decided to pursue music, and I dropped out of school and I told my parents I didn’t want any money from them…And I would go back to my apartment every day and I would just sit there.”

“It was quiet and it was lonely. It was still. And there was just my piano and myself…Especially during the period when I was doing cocaine.”  Continue reading “Lady Gaga On Cocaine: It’s ‘The White Devil’”

Man Swallows Cocaine That Was Stored In His Brother’s Ass, Overdoses

In South Carolina a 20 year-old man passed away in a bizarre and tragic death that occurred after he swallowed a bag of cocaine that his brother, DeAngelo Mitchell (right) had previously been storing in his anus.

They were pulled over in North Charleston due to a malfunctioning taillight and then put into a police cruiser in handcuffs on suspicion of drug possession. The car’s camera captured Wayne Joshua Mitchell’s 23 year-old brother pleading with him to chew and shallow the ounce of cocaine.

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Brooke Mueller Arrested For…Drug Possession!

I certainly don’t wish for things like this to happen, I’m just not surprised when they do, nor is anyone else. Yes, Brooke Mueller was arrested on Friday night in Aspen, Colorado for possession of cocaine and for misdemeanor assault because of an incident in a bar.

Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife and Paris Hilton’s supposed close friend (though it always seemed like she was a friend of Kathy Hilton) allegedly assaulted a women and was arrested at Escobar nightclub, nearby.

TMZ wisely noted that it had been almost two years since Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s infamous domestic violence scuffle in Aspen, where Sheen reportedly threatened her with a knife.

Darrell Hammond Reveals Crack Addiction During SNL Years, In Memoir

Former Saturday Night Live alumni and genius Clinton/Connery/Trump impersonator Darrell Hammond has written a book called “God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m Fucked: Tales of Stand-Up, ‘Saturday Night Live’ and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.”

In said book, due November 8th, Hammond let out many sordid and surprising details. Everything from alcoholism, to crack/cocaine addiction to self-injury.

“I kept a pint of Remy in my desk at work, the drinking calmed my nerves and quieted the disturbing images that sprang into my head…when drinking didn’t work, I cut myself.”

He indicates that the problems stemmed from his relationship with his mother. He told CNN:

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