You’re Ridiculous For Thinking Joan Rivers Would Ever Apologize For Anything

Joan Rivers Oscar special 2013Almost nothing irks me more than celebrity apologies. There’s nothing less genuine and more weak than saying you’re sorry for something you meant to do or say. If any one profession is immune to the pressure of releasing cowardly statements through their frantic PR people, it’s comedians.

Here’s a recent joke about Heidi Klum that Joan Rivers has come under fire for after a special Oscars-edition airing of Fashion Police on Monday:

The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens.

Oh no! It’s not like the very funny, very Jewish Joan doesn’t make jokes like this every week. Her favorite topics include WWII, tampons, plastic surgery and obesity…  Continue reading “You’re Ridiculous For Thinking Joan Rivers Would Ever Apologize For Anything”

Elle Macpherson Digs Hole Of Ignorance On Howard Stern

Supermodel Elle Macpherson made some strange and offensive remarks on The Howard Stern Show Tuesday morning concerning Jewish stereotypes.

She said, “I have a 14 year old son, what do you think he thinks about right now?” 

After Howard joked about her sons seeing a nude modeling shot of her (weird) and then:

“I just think you’re being absolutely Jewish.” 

She took it even further by imitating an old Jewish mother, calling him “overprotective” and “nagging.”  Continue reading “Elle Macpherson Digs Hole Of Ignorance On Howard Stern”

Gisele’s Angry At The Patriot’s Offense

The Brazilian volcano fire finally came out of Tom Brady‘s wife. After the neck-in-neck Patriots loss to the Giants on Sunday Gisele reportedly talked shit about the receivers.

TMZ writes that team members and Pats staff were “disappointed” after Gisele Bundchen said, “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

I think I’m with Gisele on this one, except I’m glad it happened because I hate New England almost as much as I love blueberry cheesecake, kittens and Britney Spears. Just look at her in that picture, consoling with cold words and whispering false promises of blowjobs.  Continue reading “Gisele’s Angry At The Patriot’s Offense”

Bryant Gumbel Compares NBA Commissioner To Slave Driver

Respected sports journalist Bryant Gumbel has caught himself in a bit of a scandal. Tuesday on his show, HBO’s brilliant docu-series, Real Sports,he compared national basketball association commissioner David Stern to a plantation owner/operator.

The quote was that Stern “always seemed eager to be viewed as some kind of modern plantation overseer treating NBA men as if they were his boys.” This was in reference to the NBA lockout…

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Hank Williams Jr. Calls Obama Hitler, Gets His Crappy Song Removed From ESPN

After comparing Obama to Adolf Hitler on Fox News country icon and notorious Republican Hank Williams Jr. said, of the president playing golf with house speaker John Boehner, “Come on, it’d be like Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu,” in a reference to the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu.

Obviously the two would clash, is the ridiculous point he was making on Monday morning – the man who ordered millions of Jewish citizens to death, hitting the links with the Jewish prime minister of Israel…

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Dear Brad Pitt: Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut Up!

Oh lord, he just needs to stop talking. Hoof in mouth alert, times two. Brad Pitt is STILL talking about the comments he made about Jennifer Aniston to Parade Magazine.

This is actually the third time he’s talked about this, if you count the original quote about how he “wasn’t living an interesting life” during his marriage to Jennifer Aniston…

He’s spending all this unwarranted energy on backtracking a comment that was clearly disparaging…

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Rush Limbaugh Compares Obama To An Oreo Cookie (Again)

Several weeks ago on his radio show, Rush Limbaugh (who constantly sounds like his own mouth is full of cookies) compared president Obama to the new “Triple Double” Oreo which holds within it both chocolate and vanilla filling.

This jolted, well prompted (since Rush Limbaugh takes forever to speak and move) him to mention that the new Oreo should be called an “orbameo” after president Obama,

“It isn’t gonna be long before it’s gonna be called the ‘Orbameo,’ well it’s a biracial cookie here.”

This is actually the second time Rush Limbaugh has called Obama an Oreo. Two years ago he made the same joke, it just wasn’t a Triple Double Oreo. Recycle material much?

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Anthony Bourdain Calls Paula Deen A Bad/Dangerous Cook

In an interview with TV Guide, Anthony Bourdain, the author, chef and star of No Reservations on Travel Channel, said some very nasty things about fellow celebrity chef Paul Deen.

After being asked who the worst people on the Food Network were, he slandered Paula, calling her:

“The worst, most dangerous person to America, for her artery-clogging style of cooking.”

And it gets worse! He dug  deeper into the good-natured old Southern belle by saying that:

“She revels in unholy connections with evil corporations, and she’s proud of the fact that her food is fucking bad for you…I would think twice before telling an already obese nation that it is okay to eat food that is killing us. Plus, her food sucks!”

Paula Deen has one of the top-rated shows on Food Network, with Paula’s Home Cooking. Her recipes almost always include chicken, butter and other fried items, plus she makes a lot of vodka concoctions.

Some of her recipes include, “Shrimp And Chocolate Tortilla Soup,” “Fried Bacon Mashed Potatoes,” “Paula’s Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich” and “Fast And Furious Thai Chicken Pizza.” MMMMMM!

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