Maid Finds Jennifer Lawrence’s Butt Plug Stash, Pulls Prank

Jennifer Lawrence went on Conan on Wednesday and told a story about the time she encountered a hotel maid with a sense of humor to rival her own.

Apparently Lawrence was gifted “a copious amount of butt plugs” as a joke, but when she tried to hide them this, happened:

So the maid was coming so I was like, ‘Well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs.’ She might not know they’re for a joke.”

Oh, there’s more.

“Then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were in this beautiful display on my bedside table,” she added. “I think she knew what she was doing. They were under the bed! I wanted to leave a note like, ‘not mine’ or ‘bought as joke.'”

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Chelsea Handler D*ckslapped by Conan O’Brien

Chelsea and Conan showerChelsea Handler is counting down to the 1100th episode of Chelsea Lately on E! In a preposterous video from the opening of her 1081st show, Chelsea returns to the shower with Conan O’Brien.

Last time we saw her naked she was celebrating her move to the Universal lot with an extra bossy and critical Sandra Bullock. This time, it’s Chelsea, the second woman in late night, who shames Conan.

After complaining that she stole his studio, parking space, back massager and shower, Chelsea calls Conan a pussy and dickslaps herself after commanding him to raise his arms above his head.

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Will Ferrell Calls Kristen Stewart ‘A Trampire’

Will Ferrell appeared on TBS’ Conan Thursday evening to promote The Campaign and express his [comedic] feelings about Kristen Stewart’s cheating scandal.

This is actually the third time he’s poked fun at the global unimportance of Robert Pattinson’s heartbreak. He told MTV that Stewart was on his “shitlist,” then a week ago he took to MSNBC’s Morning Joe to talk about the olympics and to say:

“He moved out. Yes, it’s important. I don’t care what’s going on in Syria. This is what’s happening here. She made out with a director – the director’s married…Rob Pattinson said, ‘That’s enough.’ It’s a sin.”

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Charlize Theron Is A Huge UFC fan, Travelled To Turkey For An Eclipse

Prometheus/Snow White and the Huntsman actress Charlize Theron‘s sit down with Conan aired Tuesday, June 5. She told him that she is “absolutely obsessed” with MMA.

“I lose my voice, I go that nuts. I get really into it. I mean, I think it’s such an incredible sport.”

“These guys are like incredible athletes and yet at the same time I wonder what it says about me that I like sweaty, hot men bleeding all over each other.”

She also described her love for astronomy and how she travelled to a special secluded spot in Turkey to see an eclipse that was interrupted by a woman singing “What’s Up” (aka “What’s Going On”) by 4 Non Blondes.  Continue reading “Charlize Theron Is A Huge UFC fan, Travelled To Turkey For An Eclipse”