Adamant Baby-Haters Admit that Prince George is the Cutest

Kate and Prince GeorgePrince William and Kate Middleton’s baby was not just born royal, but born destined to experience a heightened level of fame that, at just 9 months old, he can not even begin to comprehend.

He wasn’t however, destined to be cute…

Cuteness is not guaranteed, and I know it’s considered taboo and possibly wrong to insult babies, but the fact is, most of them look like rotting potatoes.

William and Kate’s baby miraculously managed to be as adorable, with his mother’s grin and father’s rosy cheeks and premature baldness. Prince George is not only a hit with stuffy British adults, but also with the worldwide meme-loving brats of Tumblr, Imgur and the like, as seen in his first gifs, below…
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Selena Sick of Bieber’s Scene? Star Couple Call It Quits After Two Years

If I was 12, I’d be really sad right now, or wait, happy? Looks like saggy purple pants Bieber (okay, I am 11) and non-ugly duckling Selena Gomez are no longer together.

E! News reports that “crazy schedules” played a role in the split, which a source says happened “about a week ago.” And that’s not all. Justin has supposedly been hanging with an underwear model:

Rumors that the adorable twosome had split started gaining traction in the last couple of weeks, but hit a high note just last night when Bieber, 18, was spotted seeing The Lion King on Broadway with a group of people that included 19-year-old Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Palvin.  Continue reading “Selena Sick of Bieber’s Scene? Star Couple Call It Quits After Two Years”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-25-12]

Taylor Kinney says Lady Gaga is a very “normal” girlfriend. (Celebuzz)

Former Chris Brown girlfriend Karrueche Tran might be pregnant. (The Superficial)

Jon Hamm has white stuff in the corner of his eye. (ONTD!)

Single, ovulating women are more likely to vote Democratic. (Gawker)

Diddy shaken up but relatively uninjured after serious car crash in Los Angeles. (TMZ)

Another DUI (and second this year) for Bobby Brown. (People)

Sarah Palin calls out president Obama‘s “shuck and jive shtick.” (Yahoo!)

Giant Pablo Sandoval becomes third man ever to hit 3 home runs in one game. (Deadspin)

Cutest/Catchiest YouTube Song Since Maria Aragon

Remember when that adorable little girl, Maria Aragon, covered “Born This Way” and America got all frazzled, and it revived their sense that art is still alive with youth?

Not just this Toddlers and Tiaras, Teen Mom, 16 And Pregnant, Lindsay Lohan cocaine-cowboy bullcrap? Well I have another YouTube video for you of an original song written by a teenager, Shireen Koh (on guitar) and sung by her friend Elsa.
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