Ryan Murphy and the Cast of ‘Glee’ Pour Cheez Whiz all Over Patrick Swayze’s Grave

Glee pottery sceneRyan Murphy has done some great things in his life.

I could make a case for Nip/Tuck and the first season of American Horror Story, but he’s also busted out some ultra steamy broccoli turds like Eat Pray Love.

I pity anyone who’s still holding onto the memory of Glee being a well-written show about misfits who occasionally burst into song.

Sometime after the second season, Murphy decided to focus less on the pithy dialogue, and give everyone’s all-time favorite character Sue Sylvester LESS screen time in favor of MORE singing.

Of the many reachy attempts to appeal to the audience (e.g. covering every popular song on the radio including viral hits like Psy’s highly unsingable “Gangnam Style”), the reenactment of the pottery scene from Ghost has to be the worst.  Continue reading “Ryan Murphy and the Cast of ‘Glee’ Pour Cheez Whiz all Over Patrick Swayze’s Grave”

Demi Moore Laps Up Mud and Younger Men at Bikini Boot Camp

Demi Moore MudAccording to Radar/Star, Demi Moore spent her Christmas vacation in Mexico at “Amansala’s Bikini Bootcamp.”

Amansala’s BBC is an eco-chic (yes, that’s a thing) resort that incorporates activities like yoga, mud-baths, Zumba, meditation, heathy eating and circuit training into your daily routine.

Sounds like a nightmare, but it’s all true. Questionable Star Magazine part ahead….

“A guest” told the publication she was cougar-ing it up, ignoring the scarce selection of fifty-somethings for the 28 to 33 year-olds, all while using the discreet summer camp counselor-style codename “Topper.”  Continue reading “Demi Moore Laps Up Mud and Younger Men at Bikini Boot Camp”

Demi Moore Spends 50th Birthday at Icy Anti-Aging Clinic

Happy birthday, prowling underfed cougar! Demi Moore turns 50 today and lady bought herself a present on Wednesday – a sexy cryotherapy session at a clinic in Los Angeles.

Here’s how it works: you walk into a chamber that blasts you with extremely cold air, basically shocking your body into producing more heat and collagen, which increases your metabolism and makes your skin look younger.

Cryohealthcare’s website boasts that anywhere between 500 and 800 calories can be burned following your walk in Dracula’s freezer. I’m not even going to knock this. I mean, she definitely doesn’t look 50.

If I didn’t know, I’d guess 41. If she’d just swallow a few sticks of butter, I’d probably be able to knock it down to 37.

Read: Demi Moore Parties in India With Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss Before 50th Birthday

Demi Moore’s ‘Legal’ Drug Problem

One week ago, not long after her announced departure from husband Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore collapsed, began having convulsions and breathing abnormally then sought treatment for exhaustion.

The 911 call reveals that she had “smoked something” (not marijuana but similar to incense?) and TMZ reports that she was likely doing Whip-Its (compressed nitrous oxide) as well.

So what was this mysterious drug that caused her to need hospitalization?

Some are citing salvia while others suggest that it could be “spice,” a new and controversial legal drug that can be bought online.

The worst and saddest part of this story is that Rumer Willis was there at the time.

A man’s voice can be heard on the tape saying “Hey, Rue,” and asking a question about the front gate.

Demi Moore Is Filing For Divorce

That thing that you thought was going to happen five years ago, it happened today. Thursday afternoon Demi Moore broke the news to Associated Press that she was indeed ending her marriage to Ashton Kutcher, after six years.

The two began dating in 2003, and even poked fun at their own very noticeable 15-year age gap. In recent months the focus on their relationship had little to do with Demi cradle-robber jokes, and everything to do with Ashton’s infidelity with 22 year-old Sara Leal.

A photos of Leal and Ashton together surfaced, Leal described their dalliance in grimy detail, Demi Moore began losing weight from her already stickly figure THEN four days ago, a moving truck was spotted outside Ashton and Demi’s mansion in Santa Monica.

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