Lindsay Calls Her Cocaine-Addicted Mother ‘The Devil’

The sword-shallowing club-going mother/daughter duo of Lindsay and Dina Lohan were in a limo on their way to Long Island when Lindsay called Dina “the devil” and accused her of being on drugs in audio of a phone call to Michael Lohan obtained by TMZ.

“Dad, she’s on cocaine. She’s like touching her neck and shit,” LL told her father.

First of all, let me say congratulations to Lindsay for NOT being behind the wheel. I’m very proud of you for simply getting in an argument about money with the whacked-out mother who probably gave you your first line INSTEAD of doing all that AND crashing into a brick wall.  Continue reading “Lindsay Calls Her Cocaine-Addicted Mother ‘The Devil’”

Marlboro Needs To Give Lindsay Lohan A Job…

Let me start by saying that I hate smokers more than most.

I have a communist view of them.

I feel like they should be charged a lot more for cigarettes, perhaps around $70 dollars a pack.

If I were a politician, I would suggest a bill that looks to build closed-in bus stop-sized buildings on street corners where smokers could go and blow second-hand cancer fumes at each other, instead of in my face.

Imagine glass boxes full of smelly, nicotine-addicted monsters. Now imagine Lindsay Lohan is there with them…  Continue reading “Marlboro Needs To Give Lindsay Lohan A Job…”

Dial-A-Star Celebrities, F-List And Below

For anywhere from five to twenty seven dollars a minute, depending on how much dignity they lack, you can talk on the phone with real life porn stars celebrities with the new service, “Dial-A-Star.”

According to the outdated website it’s “the only place you can talk directly to a TRUE celebrity!” More reasons why it feels like a phone sex service – they use the words “discreet,” “completely private” and “anonymous.” And what celebs do you get to talk to? The biggest names are:  Continue reading “Dial-A-Star Celebrities, F-List And Below”

Lindsay Lohan Kisses Her Mom, In A Not-Okay Manner

In pictures obtained by RumorFix, Lindsay Lohan is giving her mom the sort of kiss you’d think she’d give Samantha Ronson.

It was Dina Lohan’s 49th birthday (task tsk) and she had a celebration last Thursday at Beauty & Essex in NYC.

The youngest Lohan, Cody, even wore a shirt with a very clear message, one that read “the whole family.” And yes, the whole family was there. (Except the dad)

Ali Lohan, Cody Lohan and of course, Lindsay and Dina -making out…
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