Someone Called Oprah a ‘Field Ni**er,’ But Don’t Worry, They’ll Be Dead in a Few Days

Oprah rae dawn chong the color purpleTommy Chong’s daughter, Rae Dawn Chong, is one of those rare rude and ungrateful Canadians. I say this because Rae Dawn called her The Color Purple co-star Oprah an insecure “field ni**er” in an interview.

“I starred in Commando. And she just wasn’t having me. She’s competitive. She didn’t like me. She just wasn’t having me,” Chong said on Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour.

Basically Dawn Chong and Oprah used to sort of be friends and then RDC got super jealous of Oprah and decided to do what all emotional babies do and flip it around to sound like Oprah, the woman who lives on an island of wealth and throws cars and $2000 gift baskets at her audiences, was and is jealous of her.

I’m all for sh*t talking Oprah (“Biotch, you got a Twinkie problem”) a little but throwing the n-word into it isn’t exactly going to make me or anyone else want to jump in on your side.  Continue reading “Someone Called Oprah a ‘Field Ni**er,’ But Don’t Worry, They’ll Be Dead in a Few Days”

Jennifer Lawrence DID NOT Diss Meryl Streep at the Globes, Was Merely Quoting a 90’s Favorite

Jennifer Lawrence David Letterman 2013Before you completely disregard Jennifer Lawrence as the egomaniacal monster who dissed Meryl Streep at the Golden Globes, hear her out.

On Tuesday, Lawrence told David Letterman that her intentions were never ill-meaning, and that she was simply quoting The First Wives Club when she said “I beat Meryl” after winning the Best Actress award.

“It’s never a good idea for me to wing it, but it was a quote from ‘First Wives Club’!” She told the late night host.

I’m not on Twitter, but Twitter is very upset,” she said, mentioning that she was toying with the idea of making a public statement after Lindsay Lohan (and many others) Tweeted about it.  Continue reading “Jennifer Lawrence DID NOT Diss Meryl Streep at the Globes, Was Merely Quoting a 90’s Favorite”

Lady Gaga and Little Monsters Vs. Kelly and Sharon Osbourne (…and Joan Rivers)

Lady Gaga Kelly OsbourneLast week, Kelly Osbourne started a feud with Lady Gaga after telling Fabulous magazine that Gaga needs to put a leash on her fans because they are the ‘worst in the world.’

Gaga responded to Osbourne telling the press that Little Monsters told her to kill herself and that they hope she gets raped in a lengthy online message that read:

“I have empathy for you Kelly, but I feel it culturally important to note that you have chosen a less compassionate path.”

This is in reference to Fashion Police, the show in which Joan Rivers wittily compares women’s dresses to tampons, which Gaga says is “rooted in criticism, judgment, and rating people’s beauty against one another.”  Continue reading “Lady Gaga and Little Monsters Vs. Kelly and Sharon Osbourne (…and Joan Rivers)”

Kimmel on Leno: ‘He Was a Master Chef Who Opened a Burger King’

UnknownJimmel Kimmel just dropped a bomb on fellow talk show host Jay Leno.

“As a comedian, you can’t not have disdain for what he’s done. He totally sold out. He was a master chef who opened a Burger King,” he says in the latest issue of Rolling Stone.

Kimmel’s idol, Howard Stern, has been laying into Jay for years without more than a peep of acknowledgment, so it’s unlikely that docile-bag-of-farts Leno will respond to this recent dig.

Also in the mag, Jimmy presents interviewer Jonah Weiner with “a vacuum-sealed baggie bulging with buds the size of baby Brussels sprouts.”

“If we smoke weed right now,” he asks, “is that on the record? I don’t know if I want this in the story, my kids are gonna read this.”

Deadmau5 To Madonna: ‘You F***ing IDIOT’

Joel Thomas Zimmerman aka Deadmau5 aka guy-who-wears-a-mousehead-mask-cause-he’s-buttfuck-nerdy is notoriously outspoken

He hates being called a DJ (prefers “producer”) even though he clearly is one and now he’s gone and pissed off a legion of fans who would gladly stab him with press-on-nail-sharpened crucifixes.

Yes, Deadmau5 insulted none other than the queen of pop. Zimmerman called Madonna out for referencing drugs at Ultra Music Festival in Miami. She took to the stage to introduce the Swedish DJ Avicii and said, “How many people in this crowd have seen molly?” 

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Nicki Minaj Disses Jennifer Aniston In New Song

The Nicki Minaj song in question is “Stupid Hoe,” but don’t get your drawers in a bunch just yet, Aniston is not the hoe in question it’s just that her name is used carelessly to prove a point.

The line? “Uh, yo, yo, I get it cracking like a bad back. Bitch talkin’ she the queen when she looking like a lab rat. I’m Angelina, you Jennifer, c’mon bitch you see where Brad at?”

Personally I’d rather be Jennifer Aniston, but I guess she’s just trying to say that “she got the guy.”

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Soulja Boy Doesn’t Hate Soldiers

Hip-hop artist Soulja Boy, famous for the song “Crank That (Soulja Boy)” and his “Superman” dance, was slammed over Labor Day weekend by the media and public for his song “Let’s Be Real” where he rapped the lyrics,

“Fuck the FBI and the army troops…fighting for what? Be Your own man..I’ll be flying through the clouds with green like Peter Pan.” 

After the military demanded an apology and tried to get his music banned from their bases, he’s issued and apology and is even trying to have the video removed from the entire internet, as if it never happened.

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Game – The R.E.D. Album Review

Notable West Coast-revival rapper Game (formerly The Game) is the proud father of a fourth CD, his first since 2008’s LAX. With his tattoo-body advertising (Converse, Hurricane Shoes, Dodgers) multiple arrests and Grammy nominations, Game is looking to regain the spotlight, though perhaps it is a spotlight he never really had.

While he may have been certified platinum for his well-respected debut The Documentary, his level of recognition has not spiked since. He looks to do just that with The R.E.D Album, his first album to be released when he himself is not surrounded by controversy – whether it be assault charges, lawsuits or beefs with other artists. The question is, does he have “the game,” to be successful without all the non-musical hype?

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Rihanna, Bruno Mars and Lebron Dissed in New Game Track

August 15th, a new track from Game (formerly The Game) was leaked onto YouTube. The song, “Martians Vs. Goblins,” from his upcoming R.E.D Album has guest vocals from Lil’ Wayne and Tyler, The Creator.

The song disses several major names in the business including Rihanna (something about snatching her up and throwing her “in front of a fuckin’ train?”)

And Bruno Mars, dissed by Tyler, The Creator for “Sucking dick and fucking male butts in the same closet where Tyler Perry gets his clothes from.”

And Miami Heat star LeBron James, dissed by Tyler, “Fall back like Lebron’s hairline against the Mavericks” and Game, who mentions boning Lebron’s mother while Delonte West (former LeBron/Cavaliers teammate) videotapes it?

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