Faith No More’s Opening Band ‘Christeene’ Blows In The Best Way Possible

Christeene Faith no moreI had the good fortune of seeing ’90s alt-rock hitmakers Faith No More on the third date of their North American tour in Portland, OR last night and would like to take a second to describe what I saw.

Before arriving, my friend/ex Scott informed me that a really strange drag queen band called Christeene was opening up for them, but “really strange” doesn’t even begin to cover it.

Handpicked by openly gay FNM keyboardist and Imperial Teen founder Roddy Bottum, Christeene was conceived at an queer open mic show in Austin, TX by Paul Soileau, the man behind the butt-baring fishnet stockings.  Continue reading “Faith No More’s Opening Band ‘Christeene’ Blows In The Best Way Possible”

Funny Video: Sh*t Lady Gaga Says

One of the net’s favorite queens has to be Charlie Hides (also known as Kandi Kane and Laquisha Jonz), for his Cher, Lana Del Rey, Madonna and Lady Gaga sketches.

In one of the latest posted to his channel, Hides wears memorable Gaga outfits and spouts lines like “I’m not inspired by anyone…” [Cut to a scene of her singing “Express Yourself” in the bathtub.]

Christina Aguilera Turns Technicolored Tricks in New “Your Body” Video

I gotta say, X-tina looks good in the new vid. She hid the weight Oprah-style with face contour, dishonest lighting, and triple-layer Spanx.

The opening “No men were harmed” warning label shows she maintained her consistentfeminist” music video theme: Dominance over men while dressed as RuPaul as possible. This video is no exception.

First we see Christina the hitchhiker. To be honest, I don’t know many men who would make out with a roadside stranger who is wearing THAT MANY ACCESSORIES AND NO PANTS. It just doesn’t make sense, it can only end in pink fumes.  Continue reading “Christina Aguilera Turns Technicolored Tricks in New “Your Body” Video”

‘The X Factor’ Season Two Vs. ‘The Voice’ Season Three

The second episode of NBC’s The Voice aired on Wednesday at the same time as Fox’s U.S. The X Factor season two. Christina and Britney pitted against each other in a Mickey Mouse Club judge-off…

While Britney entertained me more than Christina, I will still vouch for The Voice over X Factor, Idol, and America’s Got Talent. Here’s why:  Continue reading “‘The X Factor’ Season Two Vs. ‘The Voice’ Season Three”

Video: Sherry Vine – “You’re A Whore”

You are all familiar by now with Jennifer Lopez’s “On The Floor” featuring Pitbull so I figure I’d introduce you to the Weird-Al-drag-queen version of the song.

It was posted quite a long time ago (June 2011) but it’s one of my favorites by Sherry Vine, visionary creator of classics like Adele’s “Coz My Holes So Deep” and Rihanna’s “We Found Sperm.”

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