Jack White Randomly Goes off on Black Keys Frontman, Ex-Wife Files Restraining Order

Karen Elson and Jack WhiteKaren Elson, the model and musician Jack White divorced in 2011, filed a restraining order against The White Stripes and Third Man Records founder claiming he has harassed and bullied her.

In one email provided to a lawyer as proof, White goes off on Black Keys’ lead singer Dan Auerbach. I figured he was the wife’s new boyfriend and Jack was jealous and trying to keep his two kids from bonding with him, but that is not the case. Jack is just pulling a Gallagher, saying he doesn’t want his kids going to the same school as Auerbach’s because Auerbach is a pretentious poseur.

my concern with auerbach is because i don’t want the kids involved in any of that crap. you aren’t thining ahead. that’s a possible twelve fucking years i’mg going to have to be sitting in kids chairs next to that asshole with other people trying to lump us in together. he gets freee reign to follow me around and copy me and push himself into my world.  Continue reading “Jack White Randomly Goes off on Black Keys Frontman, Ex-Wife Files Restraining Order”

Jeremy Shockey Out $15,000 For Posting Photo of His Ex-Wife’s Tight End?

Jeremy Shockey Daniela CortazarFormer Giants and Saints Super Bowl champion Jeremy Shockey’s soon-to-be ex-wife Daniela Cortazar is asking for $15,000 because of an Instagram photo of her bare bottom that supposedly violates a privacy provision in the prenup.

These two lovebirds spent a handful of last year’s months batting their eyelashes at each other and Tweeting photos from the bed they couldn’t be bothered to leave.

Suddenly, Shockey decided Cortazar was insane and filed for divorce, claiming the marriage was “irretrievably broken.” (Posting the booty pic after the fact because he still thinks she’s hot and/or wanted to humiliate her?)

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Judy Greer Joins ‘Two And A Half Men’ Cast

Why does anyone bother going on Two And A Half Men? It’s not even a real show. I get that it pays well, really really well, but going on the show is like admitting your career is about to be over.

Or maybe it’s being revitalized, in this one moment for one show and nothing else, ever again! Look at Charlie Sheen, he’s about as likely to have another movie career as Lindsay Lohan is. Less, even.

Judy Greer, on the other hand is a respected comedic character actress. She’s been in everything. Jawbreaker, What Women Want, Californication, the wonky-eyed lady on Arrested Development, The Village. EVERYTHING.

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