Miley Cyrus is Blonde and Nearly Eyebrowless for W

Miley W eyebrowsMiley Cyrus fulfills the wishes of those of us who were sitting around wondering what she looks like with super Swedish blonde hair and eyebrows with her new W Magazine spread.

The Girl With The Really Bad Tattoos tells Ronan Farrow (son of Mia) that “guys try too hard” with her, explaining that she doesn’t need to go to fancy restaurants or vacations.

I mean, really, why go to Nobu or The Ivy when you could twerk on dwarves and balance malt liquor bottles on your ass in the Dollar Tree parking lot?

Here are just a few of the interview highlights and photos that made me throw up in my mouth a little…

On being an unconventional sex symbol: “I like that I’m associated with sexuality and the kind of punk-rock shit where we just don’t care. Like Madonna or Blondie or Joan Jett – Jett’s the one that I still get a little shaky around. She did what I did in such a crazier way. I mean, girls then weren’t supposed to wear leather pants and, like, fucking rock out. And she did.”  Continue reading “Miley Cyrus is Blonde and Nearly Eyebrowless for W”

Trailer: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

In the new trailer for the second Hobbit movie, The Desolation of Smaug, we get a few glimpses of Orlando Bloom: House of Wax edition, plus a totally LOST Evangeline Lilly and Lee Pace as Thranduil.

No sign of Smaug with the pleasant voice of Benedict Cumberbatch yet, but we all know Peter Jackson will turn him into Bowser. Like Gollum, Smaug is kind of a likable villain, but not cartoonishly likeable. (If An Unexpected Journey taught me anything, it’s that we can’t pray that crap away.)
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HURRY LEGOLAS! KILL THE EYBROWS AND THEN KILL YOURSELF!  Continue reading “Trailer: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug”

Leonardo DiCaprio Does Jack Nicholson’s Eyebrows

Leonardo DiCaprio Nicholson impressionSorry if the headline deceived you, but Jack Nicholson did not get his brows tweezed by Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s more likely that Leo ripped the hairs and responsible facial muscles out of Jack’s face during some downtime on The Departed.

When asked if he did impersonations on a Japanese talk show, DiCaprio said “Well, I do these Jack Nicholson eyebrows” and proceeded to make the face that scored Nicholson a role in 1989’s Batman.

Earlier in the interview, he said that he only dates women with “great” senses of humor.

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Who Is Creepier, Denise Richards Or Her Unibrow Baby?

Yesterday Denise Richards, 40, Tweeted a picture of her with her new baby, Eloise, accompanied by the words “good morning,” and I must say it terrifies me.

I’m not saying Denise Richards or her baby are ugly (okay maybe it is, but that’s temporary) I am saying that this photo in particular is very bizarre.

You know what else is terrifying? Denise Richards has three daughters now, and still isn’t done poppin’ ’em out like a rusty Jurassic Park log ride…

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