Mila Kunis Wants Expectant Fathers to Shut Up About Being ‘Pregnant’

A very pregnant, very angry Mila Kunis has an important message for all men [besides that one pregnant man]: unless you’re a seahorse, don’t pat your baby mama’s stomach and say “We’re pregnant!” with a big stupid grin on your face.

Soon, Kunis and the eight ice cream-holding women who joined her will be delivering more than just a touching monologue about the difficulties of men taking credit for nothing…
   
Something watermelon-sized that kicks and screams and projectile craps in your eye.

“When you wake up and throw up is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had?? None. Because we can’t have shots of tequila! We can’t have anything.”

Read: Mila on Pregnancy Cravings: Ashton ‘Stocked Our Fridge With Weird Food’

Study Shows Fatherhood Lowers Testosterone

A study conducted by Northwestern University in Chicago, Illinois shows that testosterone levels lower in men who become fathers.

Researcher Lee Gettler says,

“Men are, to a certain degree, hardwired to take care of their kids…this is important because traditional models of human evolution have portrayed women as the gatherers that take care of the kids and stay behind.”

In the meantime, women’s estrogen levels skyrocket during pregnancy, but after the kid is born the man loses some testosterone and turns into a lady too? Hot.

The experiment was tested out on 465 different men for the Cebu Longitude Health and Nutrition Survey in the Phillippines…

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