Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-14-12]

Yankees lose, Derek Jeter fractures ankle. (Deadspin)

Kristen Stewart fears mass communication will kill her “LIKE, BOOM.” (ONTD!)

Nobody can shut up about Miley Cyrus on Two And A Half Men, especially Miley. (Celebuzz)

Lindsay Lohan blew or talked her way out of being banned from Chateau Marmont. (TMZ)

A brave man just jumped 24 miles at over 700 mph from space to earth. (Gizmodo)

Russell Crowe‘s wife is divorcing him because he’s mean and unattractive. (Gawker)

Watch spit fly from Cameron Diaz‘s mouth in Chelsea Handler send-off video. (ohmyGAHH!)

Tia Mowry from Sister, Sister cut her hair really short and it made her cry. (Evil Beet)

Men Who Cheat Are More Likely To Fracture Their Dongs

According to My Health News Daily, men who participate in extramarital affairs are more likely to incur injuries to their penises. Karma or coincidence?

Urologist Dr. Andrew Kramer, a researcher at University of Maryland conducted a study revealing that men who frequently suffered penile fractures were commonly having sex in bizarre locations.

Locations such as elevators, bathrooms, cars, work, or outdoors…

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Hugh Jackman Forgot To Fake His Wrestling Move?

WWE Wrestler Dolph Ziggler claimed that at an event that Hugh Jackman appeared at, to promote his new robotic-Rocky boxing movie Real Steel, the actor punched him for real in his jaw.

Ziggler posted several Tweets mentioning that he had to get an MRI and possibly sustained a hairline jaw fracture after Jackman punched him during Monday Night Raw.

TMZ is reporting, however, that Ziggler made the whole thing up…

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