Sony Pulls ‘The Interview’ From All Theaters

Kim jong il death scene the interviewSeth Rogen and James Franco’s The Interview has been scrapped from all major theaters by Sony, who also reportedly have NO PLANS to release in on DVD or on demand due to the plot of the entire movie, specifically a scene were their beloved(?) leader Kim Jong-un burns to death in slow motion.

Leaked emails from Rogen himself detailed the gory scene, which apparently included “hair burning,” “face embers” and a “wave of head chunks.” 

Sounds hilarious, right? North Korean hackers didn’t quite think so…

After catching wind of The Interview, a group calling themselves the “Guardians of Peace” threatened to bomb any venue who dared screen it, 9/11 style.

Warning

the interview posterWe will clearly show it to you at the very time and places “The Interview” be shown, including the
premiere, how bitter fate those who seek fun in terror should be doomed to.
Soon all the world will see what an awful movie Sony Pictures Entertainment has made.
The world will be full of fear.
Remember the 11th of September 2001.
We recommend you to keep yourself distant from the places at that time.
(If your house is nearby, you’d better leave.)
Whatever comes in the coming days is called by the greed of Sony Pictures Entertainment.
All the world will denounce the SONY.

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Lizard Squad Took Down Xbox Live AGAIN

lizard squad logoLizard Squad, a hacker group whose bio reads “Some lizards just want to watch the world burn,” have tapped into the Xbox Live servers for the second time this week, rendering it unavailable for several hours.

This directly affects me and therefore makes me angrier than She-Hulk with third world dysentery.

“Why are they doing this?” you may ask. Well, the “reasons” for hacking are eerily similar to the “reasons” people commit murder:

1. Just because they can. 2. It makes them feel powerful. 3. They like the attention.

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Hacker Group Busts Into E!’s Twitter, Writes That Justin Bieber is Gay

Justin Bieber is so gayE! Online’s Twitter feed was taken over Saturday afternoon by The Syrian Electronic Army, a hacker group who took over AP’s account in April to trick users into believing the White House was under attack.

This time they covered the lighter topic of Justin Bieber‘s sexuality, writing that the pop star had come out as a gay boy and his girlfriend, Selena Gomez, was fully supportive of the decision.

“E online’s breaking news twitter and sms accounts were compromised today,” the company said in a statement after a momentary suspension. “We’re working to have this resolved as quickly as possible and are fully investigating the incident.”

It’s too bad this isn’t true. I could see myself being friends with gay Justin hair-flipping and temper tantruming his way through LAX. Straight JB taking endless shirtless selfies, not so much. Continue reading “Hacker Group Busts Into E!’s Twitter, Writes That Justin Bieber is Gay”