Britney Spears is 31 Years Old Today!

Britney Spears Santa outfitHappy birthday to my all time favorite pop star – wincing X-Factor judge, and Kevin Federline survivor Britney Spears!

Original queen of the gas station turned 31 today. No exact word on how she’s celebrating or what undeserving fiancé Jason Trawick gave her as a gift.

She did tweet a photo of latest addition to the Spears family, Hannah the dog, standing on a birthday card and later thanked her fans and wrote that she was having an “absolutely wonderful birthday.”

I’m going to encourage you to check out a certain lesser-known landmark moment in her career… The Christmas song “My Only Wish (This Year).” Released in 2000, the song is predictably about how Britney wants a man under the mistletoe and in her sleigh.  Continue reading “Britney Spears is 31 Years Old Today!”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-26-12]

Britney Spears‘ new dog, Hannah, already has a Twitter account. (Digital Spy)

Canadian deportation is too good for angry Halle Berry ex Gabriel Aubrey(Radar Online)

Demi Lovato has faithful birds tattooed all over her arm. (Celebuzz)

Shirtless UB40 singer is perfect example of why not to pierce your nipples. (TMZ)

Gavin Rossdale is really close with his nanny, almost Schwarzenegger close. (Evil Beet)

Ewwww, Russell Crowe almost played Wolverine in 2000’s X-Men. (Yahoo!)

Larry Birkhead and Anna Nicole Smith‘s daughter is a model for GUESS Kids. (Too Fab)