Romney Campaign Calls Obama A Hawaiian Stoner, Makes Him Sound Cool As F**k

Mitt Romney stand-in John Sununu insulted Obama’s senatorial state of Illinois and called him an Un-American “scoundrel” on Fox News. The fun doesn’t stop there. Sununu also said that “He has no idea how the American system functions. And we shouldn’t be surprised about that because he spent his early years in Hawaii smoking something…and another set of years in Indonesia.”

The thing is, he just made Barack sound cooler to the naive Democratic 15 to 40-something demographic. While Sununu surely made a few Romney supporters nod their heads in approval, the effect this has on liberals outweighs that.

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Nicki Minaj Debuts Hawaiian Beach Romp, “Starships”

Remember the time Nicki Minaj was beamed out of a spaceship on a tropical island? If you haven’t seen this video then you don’t remember, because it JUST HAPPENED.

Yes, that’s Nicki grinding around Hawaii with green hair and various swimsuits. Mermaids were never easier to catch, but mythical fish or not, I’m starting to realize that I don’t like Nicki Minaj’s persona very much.

Is she starting to fall in line with the Katy Perrys of the world? I listen to some of her songs but I think she’s unusually attention-seeking.

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Rihanna’s Vacation Photos Will Make You Feel Boring

Remember that study about Facebook, that said it makes everything worse for people with low self-esteem (almost everyone) because “Prominent displays of status updates, flattering photos and shots of happy-looking people” make us feel like scheisse?

Rihanna’s latest Facebook photos fall right under that description. Ms. BarbadoClownTastic’s picture section was just updated with no more than 169 visuals from her vacation to Hawaii late last year.

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Nicole Scherzinger Really Likes Banana Tuna Pancakes

You might think that X-Factor judge/singer Nicole Scherzinger eats nothing but blended oats and grass twice daily but in her recent December cover issue interview with Shape magazine, she does reveal a few guilty pleasures.

I was born in Hawaii, so I love dried tuna dipped in soy sauce, kalua pig, banana pancakes with coconut syrup, and chocolate-covered macadamia nuts. My gosh, I could gain 10 pounds just talking about these foods!”

Yeah I lied, she doesn’t put tuna on her pancakes. I just wanted to fabricated a bizarre flaw in a seemingly perfect person. (She does make a wonderful poster girl for these items though)

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