Sassy Men Dancing to Beyonce are the Cure to Your Bad Day

Watch and learn, ladies, these three fabulous men dancing at the speed of freshly-fed Hummingbirds to Beyonce’s greatest hits in high heels without breaking a sweat are the hottest thing since croissant-crust Hot Pockets.

You can thank French Britain’s Got Talent finalist Yanis Marshall (in the red and black shorts) for the choreography and equally animated back-up dancers, Arnaud and Mehdi, for the support. Beyonce’s legal team is seeking $2 million in stolen thunder.
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Read: Interview w/ “High Heel Dancer” Yanis Marshall; Paris Choreographer Extraordinaire

Celine Dion’s Son Occasionally Dips Into Her Ginormous Shoe Collection

Celine Dion son heels Celine Dion’s kind of an enigma  huh? I mean, besides being mega successful, French-Canadian and married to an old dude, what do we really know about her?

Let me tell you. Celine revealed on Katie that she has not 1,000, not 2,000, but 3,000 pairs of shoes, and one of her twins (the ones that took a really long time to conceive because you know, old sperm) loves going into her closet to try them on. Adorable right?

And not a word about his sexuality or future as a drag queen. I don’t want to hear it.

He’s two and a half, the approximate age that children start imitating their parents. I’m sure if his mom was Paris Hilton he’d be popping Valtrex over webcam with the E-Trade baby.

With a name like Nelson (after Mandela), he better turn in those heels for a Nobel Peace Prize by four.

Sarah Jessica Parker Grew New Bones in Her Feet After 8 Years of ‘Sex and the City’ Heels

Carrie Bradshaw ShoesA decade of running in Jimmy Choos and Manolo Blahniks has turned Sarah Jessica Parker into a modern marvel. Speaking with Net-a-Porter, Parker explained that working high-energy, 18-hour days while wearing high heels malformed her poor feet.

I went to a foot doctor and he said, ‘Your foot does things it shouldn’t be able to do. That bone there … you’ve created that bone. It doesn’t belong there,'” Parker said of her days on HBO’s Sex And The City (1998-2004) and the two movies (2008 and 2010).

If she can work on wearing less painful shoes, maybe we can try not calling her ugly?  Continue reading “Sarah Jessica Parker Grew New Bones in Her Feet After 8 Years of ‘Sex and the City’ Heels”

Lena Dunham Talks Racism, Nudity, Jodie Foster, Heels and Body Image with Howard Stern

Lena Dunham howard SternLena Dunham called in to The Howard Stern Show on the 16th, covering a plethora of topics including her own nudity, the lack of nudity from the other female cast members on Girls, the ethnicity controversy, and Howard’s original and new opinion of her and the show.

Dunham said she first found out about Howard’s criticism of her while sitting backstage at The Today Show with British co-star Jemima Kirke and that she “thought it was funny” that he compared her to Jonah Hill (she returned the favor by comparing him to her presumably feisty Grandma Dot).  Continue reading “Lena Dunham Talks Racism, Nudity, Jodie Foster, Heels and Body Image with Howard Stern”