Is the world really separated into two groups of people? Those who find pregnant women’s bodies beautiful and those who find them ghastly? Or is it people who want there to be a law against having more than two children and those who don’t?
Oh, that’s Communism? Sounds alright to me. Not that I would ever suggest such a thing. I’m sure many people deserve to be parents. The Octomom for instance, loved popping her children out like a log ride. Even on laundry days and simultaneous Octuplet IBS days, it was worth it. (She told me)
Back on topic, Hilary Duff posted a picture on Twitter of her balloon belly with a painted present and the words “happy holidays” on it. Honestly it’s not the grossest thing ever. I liked Jessica Simpson when she dressed as a mummy. Everyone likes a pregnant lady better when they’re a member of the undead.