Merry Christmas! Here’s A Picture Of A Pregnant Pop Star…

Is the world really separated into two groups of people? Those who find pregnant women’s bodies beautiful and those who find them ghastly? Or is it people who want there to be a law against having more than two children and those who don’t?

Oh, that’s Communism? Sounds alright to me. Not that I would ever suggest such a thing. I’m sure many people deserve to be parents. The Octomom for instance, loved popping her children out like a log ride. Even on laundry days and simultaneous Octuplet IBS days, it was worth it. (She told me)

Back on topic, Hilary Duff posted a picture on Twitter of her balloon belly with a painted present and the words “happy holidays” on it. Honestly it’s not the grossest thing ever. I liked Jessica Simpson when she dressed as a mummy. Everyone likes a pregnant lady better when they’re a member of the undead.

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Kat Dennings Is Hilary Duff’s Evil Twin

You feisty catbutt Twist readers can argue all you want with me, but there’s no denying that Kat Dennings is Hilary Duff’s evil twin.

I’m not talking about the kind of thing you see on a soap opera, I’m thinking more something like the raven in Native American mythology, or Bugs Bunny. Dennings would be the trickster version of Duff

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Lizzie McGuire Is Expecting A Baby

Hilary Duff announced today that she is with child! Her and pro hockey player Mike Comrie (Pittsburgh Penguins) were married exactly a year ago in 2010 and have been together since 2007.

Duff, 23, (famous for her role in Lizzie Maguire) let the world know through her website today, which crashed due to the ridiculous amount of people trying to access it, me included, that she is absolutely 100% pregnant. This is not a rumor, here’s the statement from her site,

 “We also want to share the exciting news that…BABY MAKES THREE!!!…We are extremely happy and ready to start this new chapter of our lives. Thanks to everyone for the continued love and support throughout the years!” 

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