Best, Worst and Middle-of-the-Road Celeb Halloween Costumes of 2013

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell (as Khal Drogo and the Khaleesi), Heidi Klum, and Ellen (as Nicki Minaj)
Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell (as Khal Drogo and the Khaleesi), Heidi Klum, and Ellen (as Nicki Minaj)

Halloween [sort of] just happened – when all the famous people test themselves by covering their beautiful faces and dressing up in outfits less expensive and less glamourous than their regular attire in the name of candy corn martini-flavored puking at exclusive parties held by other celebrities – and some of the costumes were pretty damn good.
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And, since the older Kardashian sisters didn’t appear to do much at all, here’s Honey Boo Boo’s entire family AS the Kardashians. P.S. Star Trek/Boo Boo crossover show = Here Comes Honey Cardassian.

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Joan Rivers, Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan (as Miley and Robin Thicke), and Miley Cyrus

And then EVERYONE dressed up like Miley Cyrus, and Miley dressed like her new role model, Lil’ Kim…

Kendall Jenner, David Spade and Kate Hudon and Ariana Grande
Kendall Jenner, David Spade and Kate Hudson and teen sensation Ariana Grande

In terms of the worst, it’s always safe (and boring) to dress up like a cat. I expect this kind of non-creativity from kids, but WTF, Kate Hudson.

Chord Overstreet (as Jax Teller), Chris Colfer (sexy R2D2?) and Constance Jablonski (as Britney Spears)
Chord Overstreet (as Jax Teller), Chris Colfer and Constance Jablonski (as Britney Spears)

People who are a small part of pop culture dressed as bigger icons of pop culture for the win.

Actually, screw them all, Katy Perry as Justin Bieber takes the cake. The face, the eyebrows…. <3

Mama June and Sugar Bear’s Holy Redneck Matrimony

Mama June weddingYou’ve probably seen that “Honey Boo Boo’s mom has a boyfriend and you’re still single” meme. Well, it needs to be revised to something about her being married, because she is, now.

On Sunday, June and Mike Thompson walked the aisle in faux hunting gear with their reality star daughter trailing close behind, looking for any crumbs or Almond Joys or sketti burgers that may have fallen out of her mother’s knees.

Hearing that Mama, Sugar Bear and Honey Boo Boo have real names has to be a little more shocking than even that orange reflective vest.

Hard to imagine where the guests could possibly find the “redneck attire” they were encouraged to wear.

People.com isn’t even sure if it was a wedding or just a recommitment ceremony. Either way, the “taped event” message on the invitations was a clear reminder from TLC to tune in July 17.

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-6-13]

Honey Boo Boo memesHoney Boo Boo‘s mom already has a trust fund set up for all five of her daughters. (TMZ)

New Kurt Cobain documentary will “reflect his spirit,” is Courtney-approved. (NME)

Snooki will answer your tan pickle parenting questions every week. (Celebuzz)

Huge list of actors in talks for The Next Aveengers Guardians of the Galaxy roles. (G4)

M.I.A. album with “Bad Girls” delayed for being “too positive.” (Pop Dust)

Nadya Octomom Suleman back on welfare after overpriced rehab stint. (Evil Beet)

Megan Fox‘s parents were in a barbershop quartet and the Amish Mafia. (Daily Mail)

No, Seriously, MTV’s ‘BuckWild’ is the Decay of Western Civilization

Buckwild cast  2012Adam Levine recently called Here Comes Honey Boo Boo the “worst thing that’s ever happened” and the “DECAY of Western Civilization,” which I guess means he’s never seen previews for MTV’s new show.

BuckWild feels like both a replacement for Jersey Shore and a slightly more adult answer to TLC and Honey Boo Boo Child’s brand of redneckognition (I use the term “adult” loosely, and only because the nine cast members are older than Alana).

Sadly, Flavor of Love star Becky “Buckwild” Johnston has nothing to do with this show about West Virginians engaging in acceptable hick activities like squirrel huntin,’ and rope swingin.’  Continue reading “No, Seriously, MTV’s ‘BuckWild’ is the Decay of Western Civilization”

Honey Boo Slaps Dr. Drew, Falls Asleep, Says She ‘Hates’ Her Fans

Extra grumpy Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child star Alana Thompson has been making the rounds on talks shows and every time it’s the same thing: her mother trying and failing to conduct the interview while she (Alana) makes noises, looks around, and flaps her arms.

People have been wondering if the fame is getting to her, when really you can blame TLC’s editing. Child who is famous for her hyperactivity goes on Jimmy Kimmel with the attention span of… a seven-year-old.

Do you like being on TV?: “NO!” answers Thompson, “Fans come up to me and I hate it.”

Continue reading “Honey Boo Slaps Dr. Drew, Falls Asleep, Says She ‘Hates’ Her Fans”

[Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-4-12]

South Park‘s take on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child (Huffington Post)

Logo makeover and new menu items for Arby’s. (NPR)

Britney Spears‘ 4-year-old niece is wearing “Baby One More Time” clothes. (Celebuzz)

Offensive coordinator Mike McQueary sues Penn State for $4 million. (New York Times)

Tom Hardy’s bare ass getting shot with a paintball gun. (ohmyGAHH!)

The guy who called a Wisconsin newslady obese even looks like a tool. (Jezebel)

Chris Brown broke up with his girlfriend to save his “friendship” with Rihanna. (NY Daily News)

SportsCenter interview reveals Liam Neeson‘s hilariously limited football knowledge. (Deadspin)

Ice-T Is A Honey Boo Boo Fan

Legendary gangster rapper and big-assed white lady marry-er Ice-T dropped by Late Night With Jimmy Fallon to talk about his home life and dogs and season 14 of Law & Order SVU (the 300th episode was just shot??) and one unlikely subject: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

“I love Honey Boo Boo Child. I didn’t like Toddlers & Tiaras because I thought that was like child abuse,” he told Fallon on Friday’s show.

“I think that’s the most realistic reality show on television, they don’t care. I like Sugar Bear, I like Glitzy the pig, Pumpkin. They do not care, they just so gangster with it, mom’s be sneezing and the sister’s like bananas.”  Continue reading “Ice-T Is A Honey Boo Boo Fan”