Video: Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul Greets Tour Bus

Two-time Emmy Winner Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad is the most down-to-earth male actor under age 40 as far as I’m concerned. Here he is jumping out of his house to greet a celebrity tour bus full of Irish people.

For more Aaron Paul love, watch him on The Price is Right, then on Beverly Hills 90210 then sit your ass down and watch the movie Smashed where he plays the husband of an alcoholic Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
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And here’s a photo of him at Comic-Con with Norman Reedus (Daryl, TWD). You’re welcome.

Man Swims Two Miles Just to Catch a Glimpse of Taylor Swift in Her Natural Habitat

Taylor Swift flatteredTMZ reports that a young man swam all of two miles just to spy on Taylor Swift in her oceanfront mansion in Rhode Island. (The one she bought for $17 million cash in April.)

Actually, he swam one mile in the penis-freezing cold of the Atlantic and then swam straight back after he saw her beefy security guards patrolling the area.

Hold the “Looks like she found a new boyfriend” or “Ryan Lochte must be bored” jokes. We shouldn’t make fun of the champion stalker with the bravery of a thousand bayonet-wielding mountain lions.

I mean, that’s dedication. Look up the word in the dictionary and you’ll see a photo of this guy’s mugshot. She should really give him a signed photo or show him half a tit or something.  Continue reading “Man Swims Two Miles Just to Catch a Glimpse of Taylor Swift in Her Natural Habitat”

Samurai Swords, Books on Autism, Bloody Photographs Found in Adam Lanza’s Home

adam lanza's houseSandy Hook shooter Adam Lanza’s personal possessions have been revealed in new documents released by the police in Newtown, Connecticut.

Lanza, who killed 20 children and seven adults including his mother, owned the following items:

Take a Look at Kim and Kanye’s New 14,000-Square-Foot Love Nest

Kim and Kanye new houseMost expecting couples buy a crib or turn their office into a baby-friendly room with yellow paint and a rubber ducky mobile. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian buy a 14,000-square-foot mansion.

A few weeks ago, the proud parents of an embryo acquired a puny 10,000-square-foot airplane hangar home in Bel Air, which they are expanding because they need room for Kanye’s ego, Kim’s ass and the visiting asses of Khloe and Kourtney.

Their new abode is Italian-themed (because their gondola-riding, spaghetti-loving baby was conceived in Rome) and includes a theater, bowling alley, hair and makeup salon, nursery, basketball court (for Lamar to graze on after the Clippers put him out to pasture), and two pools. Indoor and outdoor.


Rihanna’s New Shrub-Surrounded House in L.A. is Pretty Okay

Rihanna mansion 2012Rihanna, who recently posted an Instagram photo of a card that says “Being single sucks,” just bought a $12 million dollar mansion in the Pacific Palisades neighborhood in Los Angeles. If Cribs was still on (if it hasn’t been cancelled, replace “on” with “popular”), they’d show an overly enthusiastic Rihanna waving her arms around in and at the seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms, game room and refrigerator full of MTV-provided soda (that used to be Corona).

“Here’s another room that Chris Brown and I had disgusting sex in…” “There’s the live-in nurse and domestic violence therapist, Hilda.” Whatever.  Continue reading “Rihanna’s New Shrub-Surrounded House in L.A. is Pretty Okay”

‘The Real World’ Season 28 Is Currently Filming In Portland, Oregon

It may be the popularity of Portlandia that finally convinced the Real World producers to stop revisiting states (California x5, New York x3) and take their camera crews to our wonderfully weird Pacific Northwestern city.

Season 28 of MTV’s once-phenomenal, now-tedious show is filming as we speak. For anyone who lives in the area, their living quarters are located on the corner of NW 9th and Flanders above an antique shop in the Pearl District.  Continue reading “‘The Real World’ Season 28 Is Currently Filming In Portland, Oregon”

Too Bad ‘Cribs’ Is No More, Drake’s New House Would Be Perfect

The second most successful Canadian musician of today just bought a $7.7 million dollar (oddly Dutch-looking) mansion complete with a grotto, library, home theater, tennis court, and gigantic wine cellar.

Yes, Drake aka Aubrey Graham aka Jimmy cripple Brooks is living the life of a miniature, more rustic Hugh Hefner. The one thing that’s missing from this absolutely redonkulous house is a boxing ring.

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Matthew Fox Lives In Bend, Oregon?

After reading a slightly unsurprising report that Matthew Fox had been taken into custody for a DUI after a drunken search for fast food, I learned one useful thing that I probably already knew but forgot – he lives in Oregon.

Alright, so it’s not MEGAN Fox, but it’s a Fox. Better than nothing.

A Party Of Five Fox, complete with Charlie Salinger face scruff – a mere three hours from my house, in Bend (that’s Central Oregon’s largest city, for all the non rain-soaked bicycle-riding hippies who aren’t in the know).

Fox moved there in 2010 with his wife and two kids after living in Hawaii for Lost. He lives on a 10-acre property on top of a dormant volcano amidst Willamette National Forest where he can be closer to his cousin.  Continue reading “Matthew Fox Lives In Bend, Oregon?”

I Never Felt Sorry For Tiger’s Ex-Wife, But Now I REALLY Don’t

Tiger Woods‘s boring Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren has just reversed any lingering sympathy that people felt for her over the duration of her marriage and divorce in which Tiger cheated on her by sexting various waitresses or promoters or hostesses or whatever they like to be called. They serve you food and get boned by George Clooney, that’s all you need to know.

What did Elin do with her divorce money? She bought a six-bedroom, 9,000 square foot mansion but then decided ‘meh, this house is too low-key for my tastes’ and demolished the whole thing. She obviously took a big loss on the $12 million dollar home, so I kinda hope it was haunted by a billion bloodthirsty ghosts and smelled like rotting flesh.

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Want Christmas Spirit? Borrow It From This Lady

A woman in New Deal, Texas, has filled her home with over 200 Christmas trees and countless trinkets such as Coca-Coca polar bears and Santa figurines.

Sheryl Rieken, who lives with her family just Northeast of Lubbock in a 2,700 square foot home, has a Christmas tree decorated for every theme you can imagine.

This includes individual trees filled with My Little Ponies, Treasure Trolls, New Deal Lions HS football memorabilia, Looney Tunes, Elvis, Scooby-Doo, M&M’s and Spongebob Squarepants knick knacks. Riekan made many of the ornaments on one particular tree out of tongue depressors, clothespins, paintbrushes and pictures of her grandchildren.

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Naomi Campbell’s Birthday Present, An Eye Mansion

Yeah, no big deal, Naomi is turning 41 so her billionaire Ruski boyfriend, Vladislav Doronin, decided to build her an enormous “eco-mansion” in the shape of the Egyptian Eye of Horus.

It has around 25 rooms and five “lounges” and is said to be economically self-sufficient in its water, energy and food…

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SBTRKT – SBTRKT Album Review

Aaron Jerome’s second full-length album, and first under the name “SBTRKT” (pronounced “subtract”) is an explosive contribution to the loosely-defined dubstep genre. Part Massive Attack, part Tricky part something you’ve never experienced, Jerome worked previously as a producer, remixing for friends and underground artists around the world such as Zap Mama, Nicole Willis and Bugz In The Attic. On this self-titled work, the UK-based DJ teams up with a variety of singers with Sampha representing the male aspect and Jessie Ware, Roses Gabor and Yukimi Nagano of Little Dragon representing the female side.

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