Howard Stern Doesn’t Think Natalia Kills Should Have Been Fired

Natalia Kills Howard SternAmerican’s Got Talent judge Howard Stern has weighed in on the Natalia Kills / Willy Moon firing over at The X Factor New Zealand.

Like the rest of the United States, Stern and Robin Quivers barely knew who Natalia was (Quivers accidentally called her “Natalie”). Stern thought Natalia and her husband went too far, but didn’t agree with them being fired because “they asked for her opinion.”

“They were outrageous,” Stern said. “They made a personal attack on a guy who didn’t deserve it. I felt the two judges were just a**holes.”  Continue reading “Howard Stern Doesn’t Think Natalia Kills Should Have Been Fired”

Sarah Silverman on Vape Pens, The Emmys, Drunks and Bush Water

Sarah Silverman Howard Stern show 2014After listening to Sarah Silverman on Howard Stern for the zillionth time, I’m realizing that the woman famous for lines like “I don’t care if you think I’m racist, I just want you to think I’m thin,” is not only hilarious, but also kind of on the top of my previously non-existent list of celebrities I’d actually want to spend time with.

On the Stern Show (September 23), real role model and imaginary bestie Silverman managed to transform stories on superficial things like dating Michael Sheen, showering under her mother’s bush and vape pens into hilarious well-worded wisdom on aging and body image.

On her infamous, random Emmys speech:

I’m always obsessed with the thought that we are hurling through space right now.

Getting older:

I’m in training for the rest of my life to be able to walk without pain. I just want to be healthy.

My skin is the loosest it’s ever been, and it’s only gonna get looser.

Her scene in Masters of Sex, starring boyfriend Michael Sheen:

Ever since I turned 40 I’ve been naked in things. It’s just a human body and I just kind of am over it.

Sheen’s ex-wife, Kate Beckinsale:

You know what, it’s more like ‘Oh my God, look at all these beautiful women and he loves ME.

He and Kate are like brother and sister. I love her, she’s hilarious.

Marijuana vs. Alcohol:

People made a really big deal about it, and I feel like in a few years it won’t be a big deal. Listen, I think of myself as a stoner but the truth is, I’m a total lightweight. I’ll have a puff or two puffs at the end of the night and it’s so funny that’s such a big deal because I’m literally milling around with drunk terrifying people. Drunk people are so scary to me. I don’t even want to make eye contact with them, it’s trouble. They’re trouble. If you look at them the wrong way all their fears come to the surface. You know when drunk people go ‘Oh you think you’re better than me?’ and it’s like, ‘No, that’s what you feel and it’s coming out,’ you know?

I’m not someone who’s like, gonna crusade to legalize pot. It’s not important enough to me, but it is ridiculous. It should be legal. All that shit should be legal.

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Is it Possible to Over-Apologize For Using a Gay Slur? Jonah Hill Points to Yes

Jonah Hill the tonight show 2014Jonah Hill apologized on both Howard Stern and The Tonight Show for calling a photographer who was following him around a f*ggot within one day of the news breaking.

He honestly seems to feel bad enough without any help from us, and will probably continue to beat the dead horse-shaped piñata of shame for another week.

Hill has made a few strange comments during his lengthy apologies, like “I didn’t mean it in a homophobic way” and “I’m leaving here to go to spend the day with one of my closest co-workers and best friend, who is gay.”

Two of the most cliché excuses for throwing around the other f-bomb and the n-word too. I have a gay/black friend, and I didn’t mean it that way.  Continue reading “Is it Possible to Over-Apologize For Using a Gay Slur? Jonah Hill Points to Yes”

Pre-Teen Metal Fan Scares the Crap Out of Heidi Klum and Mel B.

little metal girl america's got talentWhat’s better than a six-year-old girl singing an original song called “Zombie Skin” on national television? Almost nothing.

Except maybe a six-year-old girl looking all cute and innocent and then scaring the blonde German crap out of Heidi Klum and Scary Spice with her original song called “Zombie Skin” as Howard Stern throws up the the horns as if he were at a Metallica concert.

That’s exactly what happened on Tuesday’s episode of America’s Got Talent when tiny Aaralyn and her 9-year-old brother took the stage.

Pretty much the best thing ever when she started singing and Mel B. was all like:  Continue reading “Pre-Teen Metal Fan Scares the Crap Out of Heidi Klum and Mel B.”

Chris Rock Isn’t Talking About Popularity or Weight When He Says ADAM SANDLER IS HUGE

Adam Sandler penisIn a brief, impromptu interview with Chris Rock on Tuesday, June 18, Howard Stern asked about his own penis size and the size of his Grown Ups 2 co-star Adam Sandler.

Backstory: the line of questioning began because Rock was sitting next to Jonah Falcon, the world’s most well-endowed man, TSA menace and singer of “It’s Too Big.”

“It’s pretty big,” Rock stated. “When we were younger at SNL, Sandler and Farley would just whip out their d*cks all the time.”

Tommy Boy star Chris Farley, who died of a cocaine and morphine overdose in 1997, would humorously trick and his Saturday Night Live co-stars into looking at his junk, à la Waiting.

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Courtney Love on Howard Stern Highlights 5/30/13

Courtney Love Howard Stern 2013Regular Stern Show guest Courtney Love is one of Howard’s most fascinating interviews because she’s one of the last completely candid survivors of the grunge movement. She’s such an endless resource of drug and sex-related stories that transcribing nearly an hour of her comments on everything from money to her Sylvia Plath moment with Ted Nugent’s penis turkey neck didn’t bore me in the least.

The curse of the Nirvana money: “The Kurt money, the Nirvana money it’s like… the Nirvana money… and it’s being managed by other people and I just consider it cursed. So I prefer to make money that’s ‘the Courtney money.’

Krist and Dave’s share: “They own one half. The Nirvana LLC, which is t-shirts … Frances has 40% of the publishing money. Then I sold 25% and I had a really, really lousy lawyer. I don’t have to say his name so I don’t have to say ‘alleged.’ He was a f*ck. Lawyers tend to be f*cks, especially in L.A.”  Continue reading “Courtney Love on Howard Stern Highlights 5/30/13”

‘I Can Never Ever Keep My Legs Together’ is the Hands-Down Best Song Parody of 2013

Taylor Swift surprise faces I’m not usually fond of excessive Taylor Swift slut jokes because I choose to believe that she’s a prude who won’t let dudes go past second base unless they stand outside her house with a boombox like John Cusack in Say Anything, but the “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” parody is too funny to pass up.

The song (I’ll give you a melted Rolo if you find me the name of the singer/writer), re-named “I Can Never Ever Keep My Legs Together,” debuted on the Stern Show in February with little to no response from the public or media.

Put your hand over your heart, pledge allegiance to Howard Stern and give me four melted Rolos for painstakingly writing down the lyrics. (Sing the chorus to your favorite hobag.)

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Actor Michael Kearns Talks Gay Encounter With Rock Hudson (and Barry Manilow?)

Michael Kearns Howard SternActor, playwright, author and director Michael Kearns told Howard Stern on Monday that he had sex with Rock Hudson and a still-living mystery man who he would not name, but I, and other Stern fans believe to be Barry Manilow.

HIV-positive Kearns, who starred with Valerie Harper in The Execution and Making of a Male Model with Joan Collins, came out in the early 70’s and is the first actor to do so.

In the interview, he described a one-time oral dalliance with Hudson in a bathhouse called Brooks Baths. Starting with, “You know who had a big penis? I mean huge… Rock Hudson,” he went on to say the following about the famous star of Giant and Pillow Talk:

I thought to myself while we were in the standing up position, making out, with his big d*ck, I thought ‘Why aren’t we going to his mansion?’ It was very degrading.

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Mother-Daughter Porn Team Monica & Jessica Sexxton Give Morality Lessons

Monica and Jessica Sexton Howard Stern Porn stars Monica Sexxxton and Jessica Sexxxton are like any other adult entertainment workers who have starred in over 40 films, except that they’re a mother and daughter tag team.

On Wednesday, the duo appeared on Howard Stern’s radio show to talk about what they are and are not willing to do and why.

The daughter, Monica, seems genuinely disturbed by the thought of kissing her own mother, but has no problem taking “pictures of her asshole” and being next to her while she’s getting busy.

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Lena Dunham Talks Racism, Nudity, Jodie Foster, Heels and Body Image with Howard Stern

Lena Dunham howard SternLena Dunham called in to The Howard Stern Show on the 16th, covering a plethora of topics including her own nudity, the lack of nudity from the other female cast members on Girls, the ethnicity controversy, and Howard’s original and new opinion of her and the show.

Dunham said she first found out about Howard’s criticism of her while sitting backstage at The Today Show with British co-star Jemima Kirke and that she “thought it was funny” that he compared her to Jonah Hill (she returned the favor by comparing him to her presumably feisty Grandma Dot).  Continue reading “Lena Dunham Talks Racism, Nudity, Jodie Foster, Heels and Body Image with Howard Stern”

‘Terrible Husband’ Fred Armisen Talks Elisabeth Moss Marriage

Fred Armisen Howard Stern interviewAfter divorcing husband of eight months Fred Armisen, Mad Men star Elisabeth Moss once saidOne of the greatest things I heard someone say about him is, ‘He’s so great at doing impersonations. But the greatest impersonation he does is that of a normal person.”

Armisen opened up about his relationship with Moss and [former] fellow SNL cast member Abby Elliott to Howard Stern on Thursday, Jan. 3. “I think I was a terrible husband, I think I’m a terrible boyfriend,” he admitted. 

“Little by little I’m sort of learning to fix that, I’m not settled in on being a bad boyfriend. I think I get very caught up in the beginning.”  Continue reading “‘Terrible Husband’ Fred Armisen Talks Elisabeth Moss Marriage”

Katey Sagal on Johnny Lewis: ‘Kept to Himself, Read a Lot of Books, Was Very Engaging’

Sons of Anarchy actress Katy Sagal talked with Howard Stern on October 24 about recently deceased murder-suspect Johnny Lewis, who played Half-Sack on FX’s hit show.

“I really did like the guy, I don’t like what happened to the guy,” she said after Stern insinuated that she didn’t get along with him.

The guy I knew was this sweet kid, really kind of kept to himself, read a lot of books, was very engaging and was not the guy that suddenly did all that crazy shit.”

“Seriously, there was some chemical imbalance going on.”

“I lost track with him. Some of the guys kept track with him and they knew he was in trouble.”

The Wanted’s Tom Parker Is Still Talking About Bitchy Christina Aguilera

Tom Parker, the squirrely, Josh Hutcherson-looking member of The Wanted, called Christina Aguilera a “total bitch” after performing “Chasing The Sun” on The Voice.

In June, he rubbed a photo of her on his butt and crotch at a New York radio station and said,

“She might not be a bitch in real life, but to us, she was a total bitch, she just sat there and didn’t speak to us. Wouldn’t even look at us.”

Later Parker told TMZ “We apologize for the comment,” after mentioning that the other judges were “nice” and Christina was lazy and lacked manners.  Continue reading “The Wanted’s Tom Parker Is Still Talking About Bitchy Christina Aguilera”

Walter White’s Son On ‘Breaking Bad’ Gets Laid All The Time

A wide range of topics were discussed during Howard Stern’s recent interview with Bryan Cranston. From Cranston’s audition for Argo to losing his virginity to a “matronly” Dutch hooker. Bryan theorizes that Breaking Bad might end with everyone but his character, Walter White, dead.

Also, his young co-star RJ Mitte, who plays his son Walt Jr. and suffers from a mild case of cerebral palsy in real life, is reaping the benefits of fame…

Howard asked “He getting laid, that kid? How old is he?” and Cranston responded, “He’s twenty now, he’s seeing his fair share of action … He has a girlfriend now, I think. She’s beautiful, I don’t know actually what she does. He’s taking it to the streets.”  Continue reading “Walter White’s Son On ‘Breaking Bad’ Gets Laid All The Time”

Perez Hilton Says Lindsay Lohan Was ‘Over Four Hours Late’ To Work On ‘Glee’

Perez Hilton dropped by Howard Stern‘s radio show to talk about his off-Broadway play NEWSical The Musical where he brought up Lindsay Lohan, who he worked with in the season three “Nationals” episode of Glee.

Producers (and the actress who plays Coach Beiste) were so frustrated with Lohan’s beyond-casual approach to work that they refused to call her by her name, referring to her as “that girl” (as in “that girl is making us late again”).

Even after being specifically notified by director Eric Stoltz to memorize all her lines “off-book,” Lindsay still had to be repeatedly reminded. Hilton also said that an extra day of filming was added due to her behavior.

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Kristin Chenoweth Almost Dies While Filming ‘The Good Wife,’ TMZ Readers Wish She Had

Howard Stern pointed out on his radio show Thursday morning that Kristin Chenoweth (Glee, GCB, Wicked) received a surprising amount of hate comments on TMZ after she was rushed to hospital for head injuries obtained while guest starring on The Good Wife. 

And it’s true!

One person said “LUCKY THE BITCH IS SHORT… SHE DIDN’T HAVE FAR TO FALL!” while another wrote “I hope her boobs are okay.” How sweet.

The third worst was “Unfortunately, the size of her head is partially to blame” right after the short bitch remark and:

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Rest In Peace, Bianca Romijn Stamos-O’Connell

Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Stern lost their beloved 10-year-old pet bulldog Bianca yesterday named partially after friends Rebecca, John and Jerry. They adopted her two years after they began dating, in 2002.

As a proud mother of two cats and one that I’m still not convinced is a feline (he may possibly be a small brown bulldog) and the former owner of two golden retrievers, I understand that losing your pets is one of the hardest things in life.

This is especially true for those of us who have chosen to not have children. Ostrosky, spokeswoman for North Shore Animal League, Tweeted“We lost our precious Bianca today. My sweet little girl, may you rest in peace. I love you forever.”  Continue reading “Rest In Peace, Bianca Romijn Stamos-O’Connell”