Woman Gets 100 Lip Injections In Order To Resemble Jessica Rabbit

Congratulations, creepy woman in St Petersburg Russia, you now have the biggest lips in existence. Yes, Kristina Rei was convinced for years that her lips were thin and undesirable so she took drastic and unnecessary measures.

Her solution? Over one hundred lip injections, since the age of 17 (she’s 22 now) in order to look just like her childhood idol – Jessica Rabbit.

Each silicone injection costs around $53 U.S. dollars so overall she’s had about $5200 dollars worth of mouth-specific plastic surgery. Also, she says she’s not done.

“My big lips have helped boost my confidence. Even my parents are happy for me. They really don’t care about my appearance. Some of my friends have told me I shouldn’t go any bigger but I’m not satisfied yet.”

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Florida Woman Arrested For Injecting Cement Into People’s Rears

A transgendered Miami woman (pictured left) was arrested on November 18 for practicing medicine without a license. 30 year-old Oneal Ron Morris reportedly injected at least one patient with completely bogus substances such as mineral oil, cement, and “Fix A Flat” spray. Morris sealed the spot of injection with super glue.

The investigation began when a former patient of Morris’s was hospitalized after her body rejected the substances. The procedure was originally made to enhance the woman’s butt, and I guess it kind of works because Morris also sports a fake butt, check out her mugshot. (Though mug is hardly the right word)

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