Oh, correction, they do have teeth, they’re just super small and dull. Still possible to draw blood.
This spoof happens to stand out because it’s a diss on Chris Brown. I’ll never not be happy to hear the phone say “Somehow you have three in the top twenty” followed by “Turns out music buyers have fucking short memories.”
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The fixed version of the video features an unbridled Siri telling him to get a haircut, suggesting that Baha Men are suited to his tastes and saying, “Fuck you. Your band sucks. OK?”
I reached out to Binder for more info and he told me, “As a fan of Apple products, it was shocking to see such a commercial come from them. The kid is trying to learn guitar in the beginning of the commercial, plays to a few friends in a garage, and asks to be called ‘Rock God’ in all of 30 seconds.”