Let’s Compare ‘Lovelace’ and ‘The Canyons’

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Trailers for Lovelace and The Canyons hit the net at around the same time so I figured instead of boring you with individual coverage, I’d lump these two train wrecks into one super post.

Lovelace stars Amanda Seyfried, the girl who’s career blew up after playing an exceptionally stupid member of the Plastics in Mean Girls. (Tumblr never stops worshipping that character.)

While both movies are sort of about porn, Lovelace is actually about the industry and blowjob screen legend Linda Lovelace, a role that Lindsay Lohan was originally meant to play.  Continue reading “Let’s Compare ‘Lovelace’ and ‘The Canyons’”

Naked-For-Pay Teenage Mother Farrah Abraham Teaches a Valuable Lesson on Depression

Farrah Abraham sex tapeForget that incredibly meaningful and touching blog post by Allie Brosh about detachment! Porn sex tape star Farrah Abraham also knows a thing or two about depression.

“I have no relationships and I’m like, sad sometimes. So, taking all that into consideration, which some find it hard to, that’s what brought me here today,” she told Entertainment Tonight after being asked why she made a porno sex tape. “I felt this was my way of embracing my sexuality and being happy for me.”

She continued to say that she only took meetings with adult entertainment companies and released the porn tape herself because she was afraid the porn star she hired to bone her on camera (James Deen) was going to leak it without her permission.

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Measure B Makes Condoms Mandatory in Porn

A few days ago, Measure B also known as the “Safer Sex in the Adult Film Industry Act” passed, officially making it illegal for porn stars to not wear condoms in Cali.

The thing is NOBODY wants to see condoms in their whackin’ videos because people turn to porn for an escape and don’t want to think about STDs or see penises even partially covered.

Can you imagine if all the female “actresses” had to wear dental dams and /or female condoms? You could officially call The Valley the horror capital of America.

Porn star James Deen (The Canyons, with Lindsanity) and adult film PR guy Christopher Ruth both told the Huffington Post that the measure will force everyone to relocate, taking “thousands of jobs and tax revenue out of Los Angeles and California,” and they’ve got their eyes on Vegas.  Continue reading “Measure B Makes Condoms Mandatory in Porn”

Don’t Be Fooled By ‘The Canyons’ Trailer Starring Crazy Train Lohan

After seeing the new trailer for The Canyons, starring Lindsay Lohan and Gangbanged 1 2 and 3 porn star James Deen, you might say “Wow, that looks like a great Robert Rodriguez movie.”

But it’s NOT a Robert Rodriguez film, it’s just a ripoff by American Gigalo director Paul Schrader. And you also shouldn’t be fooled by the writer, American Psycho novelist Bret Easton Ellis.

Lindsay Lohan’s in it, remember? Or her legs are. And what was the last movie that was good because of Lindsay and her legs?  Continue reading “Don’t Be Fooled By ‘The Canyons’ Trailer Starring Crazy Train Lohan”