Keira Knightley WEDDING DETAILS: Tents, Chanel, And An Old Renault

Keira Knightley wedding dressKeira Knightley got married today to her keyboardist husband James Righton (as in, “Right on James, you married the British version of Natalie Portman”) in the South of France. This is a big deal to me because I have tricked myself into thinking I discovered Keira when she was in Bend It Like Beckham. All I remember saying in 2002 besides “Kill me, I’m still in high school” had to do with that movie.

Blah blah blah soccer movie. David Beckham. India. Girl with short hair. Guru Nanak.

In 2003 I switched to “Did you see that girl from Bend It Like Beckham in Pirates of the Caribbean yet???”

Blah blah blah Johnny Depp. Rum. Elizabeth Swann. CLICK for gifs and stuff about her dress…

Keira Knightley Engaged To Klaxons Keyboardist

Keira Knightley is engaged to the keyboardist and backup vocalist for the band Klaxons, best known indie rock hits like “Golden Skans,” “Gravity’s Rainbow,” and “Atlantis to Interzone.”

They were introduced by Alexa Chung (MTV’s It’s On With Alexa Chung) who once dated another Glastonbury favorite, Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys.

27 year-old Knightley and 28 year-old James Righton have been together for 15 months and live together in East London. This is the first marriage for both parties.

Right on, James.