Lindsay Lohan Thinks Jennifer Lawrence Spreads Her Legs as Often as She Falls on the Red Carpet and Talks About Food

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After telling Andy Cohen just the other day that she will not say anything bad about fellow actresses and finds that behavior “sad” after being asked what she thought of Rosie O’Donnell saying her new reality show on OWN caused “suffering, destruction and distress,” it’s hard to believe that Lindsay Lohan accused Jennifer Lawrence of sleeping around to get movie roles, but UPI is reporting just that.

According to the website, Lohan threw Lawrence into her burn book during a drunken interview with Kode magazine, saying the following words:

“She’s so fake and I’m sorry I’m not going to f*ck for roles.”

The chances that Lindsay actually said that are probably slimmer than the number of people who watch her show, but she did tell Cohen that she’s “done with mugshots and ready for an Oscar” – something Lawrence has, along with an intact face and sense of self – so maybe whoever said green was the color of envy was wrong. Maybe it’s redheaded and smells of menthol cigarettes and cab driver semen. Continue reading “Lindsay Lohan Thinks Jennifer Lawrence Spreads Her Legs as Often as She Falls on the Red Carpet and Talks About Food”

Aaron Carter Fan Photobombs Fellow Fan With Epic Sour Face

Aaron Carter upset fan Breaking news: Aaron Carter has fans. Still.

At a concert in Louisville at Phoenix Hill Tavern, Carter brought a woman who willingly bought tickets to see him on stage to wish her a happy birthday. Now check out the jealous chick in the front row, on the left.

That’s the face I make when my boyfriend cooks brussel sprouts in the microwave and the opposite of the face I make when I think about how I was never into Aaron Carter and his shameful cover of “I Want Candy.”

The lemon-lipped girl who also willingly bought tickets to see Nick Carter’s little bro in concert wrote a special message in the comments section of the photo that was posted to the singer’s Instagram.

I’m the girl on the left looking pissed! Haha I wasn’t pissed I was SO happy!!  Continue reading “Aaron Carter Fan Photobombs Fellow Fan With Epic Sour Face”

50 Cent Calls Kanye’s Armenian Treasure ‘Trash’

50 Cent has a longstanding feud with Kanye West. I guess he feels threatened because “Jesus Walks” is better than any of his songs. At one point, 50 said he would retire if Kanye’s album Graduation sold more copies than his album, Curtis.

I think 50 Cent kind of held true to his word, because I can’t remember the last radio-worthy song he put out. Not that I’m a huge Kanye fan either.

In fact, Chelsea Handler’s ex (Fifty) did recently tell XXL magazine something that made me chuckle.

On Kim Kardashian: “I mean … if that man feel like she’s perfect, then she’s perfect. He could mean it and you’ll end up singing the words to it because he’s Kanye. You know how it is? One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.”  Continue reading “50 Cent Calls Kanye’s Armenian Treasure ‘Trash’”