Katy Perry And John Mayer, The Latest ‘Couple’ Revealed To The Public In A Car

Has anyone seen Death Note? It’s this anime show about a kid who gets a magic notebook. When he writes a name in the book, that person dies, but he has to have seen the person’s face in order for it to work.

John Mayer must have a similar book for women he wants to date. Jots down Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston, Katy Perry, and poof – they fall out of the sky into the sunroof of his car and are instantly in love with him.

The paparazzi have a longstanding relationship with celebrities in cars.

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John Mayer Was Utterly ‘Humiliated’ By A Taylor Swift Song, Wimp Status: Confirmed (Still)

John Mayer told Rolling Stone that the song Taylor Swift wrote about him, 2010’s “Dear John,” made him feel like fly-covered shit.

“It made me feel terrible” he told the magazine“Because I didn’t deserve it. I’m pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do.”

“I was really caught off-guard, and it really humiliated me at a time when I’d already been dressed down.”

“I mean, how would you feel if, at the lowest you’ve ever been, someone kicked you even lower?”  Continue reading “John Mayer Was Utterly ‘Humiliated’ By A Taylor Swift Song, Wimp Status: Confirmed (Still)”