Ermahgerd I Need Somebody to Hibernate With Until ‘Game of Thrones’ Comes Back

With four major deaths and a fight scene just as epic as the Mountain/Viper showdown, the Game of Thrones finale was everything we hoped for except that it was only the 10th episode and that one guy who was evil but oddly likable totally croaked either by a crossbow bolt or a sword/falling down a hill.

But honestly, how on earth will you spend your Sunday nights now that Thrones is over??

I know I’ll be parading around pretending like this will be the finale that causes me to read all the Song of Ice and Fire books as soon as I have a free second. (Which is never, because I’m always busier scratching my nose until my brain leaks out.) Continue reading “Ermahgerd I Need Somebody to Hibernate With Until ‘Game of Thrones’ Comes Back”

Jon Snow Just Lost His Virginity

Kit Harington Game of Thrones season 3
Game of Thrones spoiler alert: bastard son of Ned Stark and former Night’s Watch pledge Jon Snow (Kit Harington) just got his cherry popped by that sneaky redheaded wildling Ygritte (Rose Leslie).

In episode five of season three, “Kissed By Fire,” Ygritte lures Snow into a naked embrace by stealing his sword and running into a sexy hot springs cave.
Jon Snow and redhead
Unable to resist her pickup line (“You swore some vows; I want you to break ’em”), he falls headfirst into her vagina, trying out some tricks that lead her to question if it was actually his first time.  Continue reading “Jon Snow Just Lost His Virginity”