With the Help of Makeup and Photoshop, Tyra Banks Becomes White

Tyra as cara dBlack supermodel Tyra Banks recently posted photos of herself transformed into a few white supermodels, which upset a handful of idiots who complained about “whiteface” somehow being as bad as blackface.

This reminds me of the fucking cockamamie argument that it’s okay for us all to say the n-word just because black people do. Funny because I don’t recall anyone voluntarily entering shackles in the 1800s.

It’s also Tyra Banks, the maniacal puppetmaster who told us all to kiss her fat ass as she impersonated a homeless person, an ugly person (or was that the same episode?), and dressed her ANTM girls up in everything from drag to their birthday suits and dangled them out of windows for fun.

The Cara Delevingne impression is actually spot-on. Kate Moss and Cindy Crawford not so much. In a new batch of photos she uses her magic to become black again, mimicking Iman and Grace Jones.

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-23-12]

Kate Moss beach penisKate Moss and  husband Jamie Hince photobombed by sandy French penis. (X17 Online)

PSY’s “Gangnam Style” is first YouTube video to reach one billion views. (NME)

LeAnn Rimes wrote a song about her affair with Eddie Cibrian. (Perez)

Scary Movie 5 makes a mockery of Lindsay Lohan’s drug and driving problems. (TMZ)

Melissa Etheridge doesn’t want her kids to have a nice Christmas. (Evil Beet)

The Jersey Shore series finale had the lowest ratings of any JS finale. (Huffington Post)

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles fell down a snowy mountain. Ate meatballs after. (Celebuzz)

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-09-12]

Rihanna and Kate Moss snuggle in next to nothing for V Magazine. (Pop Dust)

You definitely want Brad Pitt at the zombie apocalypse. (ohmyGAHH!)

“Breast Milk Baby” is a real thing and they call it “educational.” (Examiner)

Cheapest Rolling Stones tickets = $114, most expensive = $3,453. (Spin)

Don Lemon (CNN) thinks Jonah Hill is a rude SOB. (ONTD!)

Modern Family’s Ariel Winter, 14, might have an 18-year-old boyfriend. (Celebuzz)

Russell Brand makes feline video for Ellen featuring Morrissey, sort of. (Evil Beet)

Kate Moss’s Take On Demon Possession

Tis the season of demon possession, which is alright with me because it means that Kate Moss and W Magazine are going all sacrilegious and demonic for their March 2012 split cover issue.

W editor Stefano Tonchi explained the concept of the light/dark covers as a classic “dichotomy between ‘good girls’ and ‘bad girls.'” The covers were shot by Steven Klein and show the 5’7″ supermodel in white Vera Wang and dark lace.

The funny thing about people being “outraged” or “scared” over this is that it reminds me of Jennifer’s Body. This shoot is hardly comedic but that movie was, and how could anyone be afraid of Megan Fox or Kate Moss?

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The 2012 Elitist Pirelli (Naked Model) Calendar

You peasants may ask “what is a Pirelli calendar?” And I would reply, oh, only a month-by-month collection of extremely exclusive artistic photos of nude celebrities and models.

I actually do fall into the peasant category because I had no idea what it was either until I read about it on Evil Beet. It has apparently been in circulation since 1964.

“Circulation” is the wrong word, since it is hardly mass produced. Each year a few hundred (300?) are printed and once finished, sit in an armored truck until they are sent out to royalty and a select few fashion VIPs and celebrities. (It’s not sold anywhere, so don’t bother) Click “read more” for NSFW art/porn/erotica/anorexia fetish heaven…

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