Demi Lovato Fails To Kiss A Girl In ‘Cool For The Summer’ Video

People love to compare the potentially bi-curious Demi Lovato single ‘Cool For The Summer’ to ‘I Kissed A Girl‘ by Katy Perry, but the songs really aren’t that similar, and Lovato has further proven that point by sidestepping the expected, cliché opportunity to make out with a girl in the music video.

I repeat, Demi Lovato doesn’t kiss a girl in ‘Cool For The Summer,’ which would be fine if the final product wasn’t so boring. Seriously, platonic girlfriends are so last year.

There is one part where she grabs a girl’s head and leans in, but without actual proof let’s be jerks and assume they’re just besties.

Video: Maroon 5 – “Animals”

This completely unoriginal video, released 3 days ago, is apparently controversial.

A spokesperson for RAINN (Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network) are calling the video – which features Adam Levine creeping on real-life wifey/10,000th-model-he’s-bedded Behati Prinsloo – “a dangerous depiction of a stalker’s fantasy.”
 
I, on the other hand, believe that the majority of people have enough sense to differentiate harmless, horror-themed imagery from instructions on how to stalk and kill women, but then again, they are watching Maroon 5 videos in their spare time…
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I personally found the video of him making babies with Minka Kelly more upsetting.

(Not sure if bad kisser or intentionally slobbering to make video grosser…?)

Michelle Rodriguez is a Fun Drunk

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Michelle Rodriguez and professional celebrity bestie/model Cara Delevingne seemed to be having an absolute blast at Madison Square Garden on Tuesday.

A blast whenever their eyes weren’t focused on the game, that is.
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Judging by photos taken of the two at the game, Michelle and Cara got SUPER drunk and possibly high before the game and continued to drink while orange balls bounced past their half-open eyes.
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They kissed, blew smoke rings [with an e-cig], spaced out and took goofy selfies in case the paparazzi didn’t do their job and capture their complete disinterest in basketball.  Continue reading “Michelle Rodriguez is a Fun Drunk”

Katherine McPhee Caught Kissing Married ‘Smash’ Director

katherine mcphee kissing director Uh oh, looks like we have a repeat of the K-Stew/Rupert Sanders debacle. This time, it’s Smash director Michael Morris in hot water after photos of him kissing the show’s star, American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee, were posted to TMZ.

Morris has been married to actress and frequent Howard Stern and Chelsea Handler guest Mary McCormack since 2003. It gets worse, Michael and Mary have three daughters together, and the youngest is only two. McPhee, 29, is also still technically married (“separated”) to some lesser-known, older producer.

Word has it, Morris was kicked out of the house by his wifey for not-lifey after he realized TMZ had obtained proof of the affair and confessed.

I wonder if Eric the Midget is considering catching a balloon to L.A. for a boost into the kissing booth.

Melissa Joan Hart Kissed Ryan Reynolds Because He Gave Her a Watch

Ryan Reynolds Sabrina the teenage witch Back when Melissa Joan Hart was 19, she filmed a Sabrina The Teenage Witch movie for Showtime that co-starred a less chiseled and more curly-haired 17-year-old Ryan Reynolds.

Joan Hart tells Chelsea Lately guest host Ross Matthews that Ryan, who had a “creepy scene” in the 1996 movie where he “practically” tried to rape her, gave her a fancy Beluga watch after a few weeks of hanging out, flirting and camping.

He like, threw this box at me and basically walked out of my dressing room, and I kind of stopped his car, it was very dramatic, she told Matthews. “I was in the headlights and I was like ‘Stop!’ ‘Cause I opened the box and it was like a Beluga watch, like a gorgeous watch … I stopped his car and I walked around the car and I wasn’t sure if I was going to get mad at him and I just grabbed him and started kissing him.”

“You get a piece of jewelry like that and you gotta make out with the guy,” she added. Continue reading “Melissa Joan Hart Kissed Ryan Reynolds Because He Gave Her a Watch”

This is the Face Taylor Swift Makes When Selena Gomez Acts a Fool

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I’m just kidding. Those are just the faces she makes when she wins a bunch of awards.

One second of backstory: Swifty sat with Selena Gomez during the 2013 Billboard Awards last night. After the show, she witnessed her friend (Selena) planting a kiss on Justin Bieber.

You see where I’m going with this? Crazy USC Trojan style marching band drumroll please…
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There you have it. The actual face she makes when her friends make bad decisions. Ew. Cooties.

Thanks to GoDaddy, Average Joes Think They Have a Chance With Bar Refaeli

Bar Refaeli nerd kiss After her GoDaddy ad with beta male Jesse Heiman, international supermodel and former DiCaprio arm candy Bar Refaeli is being accosted by some very unspecial men.

The day after her commercial was televised for 108 million viewers during the Super Bowl, she posted a photo of herself from inside a car. Moments later, she was flooded with messages that had nothing to do with cars and everything to do with them scoring with her.

From Instagram user @pcagent: “if godaddy can rent a hot steamy kiss from you then the only other question I have? what else is on the menu :)”  Continue reading “Thanks to GoDaddy, Average Joes Think They Have a Chance With Bar Refaeli”

Katie Couric Dodges Larry King Sex Bullet

Katie Couric Larry King kissFollowing Jennifer Lawrence’s lopsided boob story on Jimmy Kimmel, Katie Couric described her epic “date” with Larry King, who is 23 years her senior.

Katie, who was about 30 at the time, had dinner with Larry and noticed afterwards that he was driving towards his place and not hers.

“And I’m like, Dear Cosmo, what do I do?” Couric told Kimmel on Thursday, Jan. 31. “I’m in this crisis situation. I was only 30. I just could not figure out how to extricate myself from it.”

Back at his apartment, which was filled with coffins and other ancient relics, Larry “lunged” for a kiss, but was rejected by a laughing Katie, who kindly told him he was nice and interesting, but she would rather meet someone closer to her age.

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The New ‘Evil Dead’ Trailer Could Almost Make a Hardcore Horror Fan Cringe

Evil Dead demonNon-horror and horror fans alike have at least heard of the Sam Raimi’s 1981 directorial debut, The Evil Dead. Most would call its self-deprecating cult classic sequels, Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness, more memorable.

All starred Bruce Campbell as animated corpse-slayer Ash Williams, and all had moments of black comedy.

The restricted preview for the remake, produced by Raimi and Campbell and helmed by first-timer Fede Alvarez, is lacking the humor, but not the gore.  Continue reading “The New ‘Evil Dead’ Trailer Could Almost Make a Hardcore Horror Fan Cringe”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-28-12]

The public preferred George Bush, to Mitt Romney by three percent. (Huffington Post)

Katy Perry is devastated over the death of ex-boyfriend Johnny Lewis. (Us Weekly)

Jay and Bey are spoiling Blue Ivy rotten with $800 shoes. (Pop Dust)

Lindsay Lohan personally relates to Elizabeth Taylor because of diamonds. (Gossip Cop)

“Not guilty,” says Amanda Bynes. (People)

David Bowie had to have someone hold his balls in Labyrinth. (Pajiba)

Snow White director and Kristen Stewart never slept together, only snogged. (Radar)

Liam Neeson spoofs the replacement refs and Taken on Jay Leno. (ohmyGAHH!)

Rihanna Sings Song About Chris Brown To Room Full Of… Chris Brown, At 2012 VMAs [UPDATE]

I’m watching the VMAs right now and as usual, I’ve been tricked into it.

Tricked by my own memories, memories of Rage Against The Machine, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, and slave Britney Spears with a snake, (hell I’d take post-bald Britney huffing around to “Gimme More”).

This time, Kevin Hart hosts. He’s like tiny Chris Rock, without the humor. Lackluster Hart came out surrounded by midget bodyguards, then rhymed his way through some Laffy Taffy jokes, spending more time congratulating people than insulting them.  Continue reading “Rihanna Sings Song About Chris Brown To Room Full Of… Chris Brown, At 2012 VMAs [UPDATE]”

This Is What It Looks Like When Francesca Eastwood And Tyler Shields Fornicate

Controversial photographer Tyler Shields and Francesca Eastwood (Clint’s daughter) seem to think of themselves as modern day versions of James Dean and Natalie Wood.

He posted a video of them kissing to Radiohead’s ultra sexy “Talk Show Host” on his website with the line, “There is nothing hopeless about being romantic!” And the question, “Ever Been in love?”

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Nicki Minaj Hears Voices, Was Shocked By Madonna

With her multiple rap personas (Roman the gay boy?) it’s no big revelation that Nicki Minaj hears voices. Really we all do, it’s called thinking. Maybe it took her by surprise. I love Nicki Minaj as a pop artist but she’s no Bill Gates. She doesn’t need to be.

Minaj told Graham Norton on his show that she deleted her Twitter account because of a vile whispering schizo in her ear, like those little ankle-cutters from Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark:

“A voice in my head told me to delete my Twitter and that’s what I did….I hope they’ll wait for me, I know they will.” On the topic of the Madonna Super Bowl face-rape Nicki explained that she was very put off.  Continue reading “Nicki Minaj Hears Voices, Was Shocked By Madonna”

Melvins/Kurt Cobain Van Still Up For Sale

The Melvins old tour van (affectionately known as the “Melvan”) is up for sale on eBay , significant because the exterior has a Kiss mural drawn by none other than Kurt Cobain, who used to chauffeur to band to their shows before the formation of Nirvana in 1987.

The seller is fan/musician Ben Berg, who was gifted the vehicle by the mother of founding Melvins bassist Matt Lukin, in 1992.

It’s a junkie 1972 Dodge Sportsman Royal Van and the minimum bid is $99,99.99 though Berg is hoping to get around $135,000. for it.

When he first obtained the car, Berg had no idea of its sentimental grunge value. He told Rolling Stone:  Continue reading “Melvins/Kurt Cobain Van Still Up For Sale”

Lindsay Lohan Kisses Her Mom, In A Not-Okay Manner

In pictures obtained by RumorFix, Lindsay Lohan is giving her mom the sort of kiss you’d think she’d give Samantha Ronson.

It was Dina Lohan’s 49th birthday (task tsk) and she had a celebration last Thursday at Beauty & Essex in NYC.

The youngest Lohan, Cody, even wore a shirt with a very clear message, one that read “the whole family.” And yes, the whole family was there. (Except the dad)

Ali Lohan, Cody Lohan and of course, Lindsay and Dina -making out…
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Gene Simmons Finally Put A Ring On It

And by “it,” I mean former Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed. After 28 years as a couple, two kids, and all the infidelity issues of a white-tailed jackrabbit, Gene Simmons finally decided to get hitched.

Simmons, 62, proposed in Belize. The wedding will take place at Beverly Hills Hotel.

The Kiss frontman is famous for saying things like:

“Marriage? Forget it. It`s not for me.”

The proposal took place in July, but nobody knew the exact answer that Shannon Tweed gave until now…

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Megan Fox Lip-Locks, From Mickey Rourke To Amanda Seyfried

You’d think from looking over her career and premiere appearances that Megan Fox likes to kiss people… But from her quotes, stuff like:

“Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross. It’s a super intimate thing to do. Touching mouths? I have to really enjoy someone’s personality, not just their looks, before I’ll kiss them.”

…It’s hard to tell. But if it’s so gross, maybe she should stop doing it all the damn time? I dunno, seems like relevant advice to me.

If you’re questioning Megan Fox’s rise to fame, don’t. She’s a comedic actress, whether she knows it or now. She just needs to stop with the craptacular career moves, like Jonah Hex, Transformers 2 and Passion Play.

The range of people she has kissed, onscreen or not, is almost as bizarre as any of her career decisions in general…

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