Local LA Crazy Man Will Likely Be Waived From NBA Team

Metta World Peace short shortsThe Los Angeles Lakers are considering taking a crucial step in becoming a little less douchey by electing to use their amnesty provision on forward Metta World Peace, the athlete formerly known as Ron Artest. If they go through with it, MWP will be picked up by another team and will continue his career elsewhere.

I’m okay with this situation for two reasons. One, I hate the Lakers, and a decent portion of their fans are pretty butthurt right now about their precious Metta’s (probable) departure.

And two, I hate the guy. Plain and simple.

I’m not going to talk much about his performance as an athlete, because there’s no question that he’s talented. And while his game has declined a bit over the last few seasons, he’ll have no problem getting picked up by another team.  Continue reading “Local LA Crazy Man Will Likely Be Waived From NBA Team”

Normally Intolerable Kobe Bryant Speaks Out Against Intolerance

Kobe Bryant Magic Johnson sonWant to know the one good thing about whiney, self-serving egomaniac Kobe Bryant besides his basketball skills…? He doesn’t completely hate the gays. 

In spite of using the word “faggot” on multiple occasions while arguing with referees, Kobe has come out in support of Magic Johnson’s gay son, or rather, Magic Johnson’s support for his gay son.

TMZ broke the story … Magic and Cookie are 100% behind their son, EJ, who is openly gay. Kobe tells us … “Of course Magic is supportive of and loves his son. Why should anyone be surprised?”

Kobe says, “What I can’t tolerate is a lack of tolerance.”  Continue reading “Normally Intolerable Kobe Bryant Speaks Out Against Intolerance”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-2-12]

The Lakers starting five in yellow, plus Dwight Howard is “learning” from Kobe. (Huffington Post)

Fiona Apple says the weight loss is due to stress in her brain. (Spin)

Sometimes Chris Crocker is a bottom, sometimes he’s a top. (Manhunt)

Selena Gomez got a neck tattoo, but it’s okay because it’s behind her hair. (ohmyGAHH!)

73-year-old Oregon man consumed by hogs. (Gawker)

Miley Cyrus to star in Lifetime miniseries about Bonnie and Clyde. (Evil Beet)

Also, says source says Rihanna and Chris Brown are kissing in clubs. (Celebuzz)

Chris Evans and Minka kelly are swapping saliva behind a trash can. (TMZ)

Steve Nash To The Lakers For The Win

38-year-old all-star point guard Steve Nash has officially been traded to the Los Angeles Lakers from the Phoenix Suns for four draft picks in various years (2013-2015), two in the first round and two in the second.

Sources told ESPN that he is to stay in L.A. for three years in exchange for $25 million dollars. Just last week Nash said in a New York radio interview that “it would be hard to put on a Lakers jersey.”

Looks like you’re just going to have to suck it up and deal with playing for the second most successful franchise in NBA history. I love all Canadians, but I’m pro-failure for the Lakers and Kobe Bryant in particular.

Metta World Peace Is Counting The Minutes, I Mean Chest Hairs, Until Next Season

Since the Lakers were forced out of the playoffs by OKC Thunder, Ron Artest aka Metta World Peace is so bored he’s counting the hairs on his body.

From his Twitter: “I have 58 chest hairs.”

“I’m counting all my hairs.. I’ll have a hard number shortly.. Gimme a minute.” 

Then, “Wow.. That was the hardest thing I’ve ever done..I counted about 2069.” 

He’s the Court-ney Love of basketball (sorry for the pun). I know counting your hairs is merely quirky (albeit impossible) but how does Los Angeles tolerate him?  Continue reading “Metta World Peace Is Counting The Minutes, I Mean Chest Hairs, Until Next Season”

Basketball Humor, Featuring Justina Bieber

Take a second to examine the picture and the text. You get it? Good. Now laugh or I forbid you to visit my page in the future and condemn you to a life of dung-shoveling solitude.

Just shows that one out of two girls will get into the game. P.S. I did think of this, I saw it on Facebook the other day but fixed the writing since it said “finals” instead of “playoffs.”  Continue reading “Basketball Humor, Featuring Justina Bieber”

Metta World’s Unpeaceful Elbow To The Head

Metta World Peace (formerly Ron Artest) was suspended for 7 games after his brutal hit to Oklahoma Thunder’s James Harden. In a statement to reporters after the game last on Sunday, April 22 where he apologized profusely.

“I got real emotional and excited, and it was unfortunate that James had to get hit with the unintentional elbow. I hope he’s okay. Oklahoma, they’re playing for a championship this year. I apologize to the Thunder and James Harden. It was just unfortunate.”

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