Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-29-13]

David Arquette Adam LambertHappy birthday Adam Lambert! Here’s shirtless David Arquette, in your lap. (ohmyGAHH!)

Courtney Stodden is now a sex-crazed BRUNETTE with an old husband. (Evil Beet)

Ex-49er Kwame Harris arrested for pulling his ex-boyfriend‘s pants down. (Bossip)

Hulk Hogan tweets photo of his daughter captioned “Brooke’s legs.” (TMZ)

Netherlands King’s wife is a dead ringer for Britney Spears, circa X Factor. (Gawker)

Amy Poehler penning humorous and honest “life lessons” book for 2014. (Celebuzz)

Oprah asks Cissy Houston about Whitney’s possible lesbian tendencies (She Knows)

Woman Causes Media Frenzy After Sitting In Ryan Lochte’s Lap, Turns Out To Be His Sister

You know when you’re at a basketball game with you brother and they start showing that kiss cam, and you’re both silently praying that it doesn’t zoom in on you and create an awkward moment of nothingness that ultimately ends with everyone laughing at you?

Well, that happened to Olympic U.S. swimmer Ryan Lochte after the paparazzi snapped pictures of him and two mysterious women in the back of a car in London… Continue reading “Woman Causes Media Frenzy After Sitting In Ryan Lochte’s Lap, Turns Out To Be His Sister”