Dr. Luke and Ke$ha are Suing Each Other

dr luke and keshaDr. Luke, who produced nearly every song on Animal and Warrior, not to mention top 40 contenders by Britney Spears, Katy Perry and Kelly Clarkson, is being sued by Ke$ha for physically and emotionally abusing her.

Ke$ha’s camp claims he attacked her drugged her, forced himself on her and insulted her, which all led to her well-documented breakdown and debilitating struggle with body image.

On one occasion, she says she had to run down the Pacific Coast Highway into the mountains with no shoes on to escape his arm-thrashing wrath.

Kesha’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, tells TMZ … “This lawsuit is a wholehearted effort by Kesha to regain control of her music career and her personal freedom after suffering for ten years as a victim of mental manipulation, emotional abuse and an instance of sexual assault at the hands of Dr. Luke.”

Geragos adds, “The facts presented in our lawsuit paint a picture of a man who is controlling and willing to commit horrible acts of abuse in an attempt to intimidate an impressionable, talented, young female artist into submission for his personal gain. Kesha is focused on moving her life and her career beyond this terrible time.”

Dr. Luke is suing her right back, claiming the whole thing is a ploy to get out of her recording contract and go in a new direction with her music.  Continue reading “Dr. Luke and Ke$ha are Suing Each Other”

Hilarious Fake Lawsuit Has Johnny Manziel Sending X-Rated Hotdog-Themed Selfies

Johnny Manziel hotdogBrowns quarterback Johnny “Football” Manziel allegedly sent Dr. Drew On Call co-host Samantha Schacher a photo of his penis in a hotdog bun and a video of him dancing naked to “It’s a Small World,” in a $25 million dollar lawsuit filed in Florida.

The 1st round draft pick’s agent is calling the suit “1000000% fake,” and it’s more than likely that serial legal attention-seeker Jonathan Lee Riches is behind the whole thing. (Schacher denies ever filing it.)

Riches is the man who accused Kim and Kanye of being terrorists and Britney Spears of forcing him to buy implants and cocaine for her at gunpoint.

Read: The 18 Most Outrageous Things Johnny Football Has Done

 

Clippers Owner is in a Mess of Trouble After Making Racist Comments to Black Mistress

Donald Sterling mistressMarried rich geezer Donald Sterling is having quite the identity crisis this week. Sterling is under investigation by the NBA after being caught on tape telling his girlfriend that he’s tired of her promoting her friendships with black people.

It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you’re associating with black people,” he says on the recording. “Do you have to?” 

Not only are 12 of Sterling’s 14 L.A. Clippers African-American (and the coach), but his mistress, 38-year-old Maria Vanessa Perez, known to the press simply as V. Stiviano, is half Latina and half black.

The entire league, both active and retired are urging folks to boycott the team, and the Clippers players themselves protested by wearing their warm-up uniforms inside out so the logo wasn’t visible.

Sterling’s biggest mistake was perhaps including beloved icon Magic Johnson in his rant, expressing concern over Stiviano bringing him to Staples Center.  Continue reading “Clippers Owner is in a Mess of Trouble After Making Racist Comments to Black Mistress”

Alec Baldwin and His Wife Commit Hate Crimes and Throw People Out Windows

Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas casualAlec Baldwin is being investigated for calling one New York Post photographer a “coon” and telling another that he wanted to choke her to death. Meanwhile, his wife is being sued for teaching crappy injury-causing yoga classes.

One story is easier to believe than the other since we all know Alec Baldwin once called his daughter a pig and wore a Klan robe on a public street in broad daylight. Baldwin denied making the racist remarks, which originated because he was asked about the allegations against his pregnant wife…

Allegations that she, Hilaria Thomas, yoga instructor extraordinaire, overbooked a class and the overbooking supposedly resulted in a man putting his leg through a window.  Continue reading “Alec Baldwin and His Wife Commit Hate Crimes and Throw People Out Windows”

Lady Gaga Sued By Assistant/Best Friend Jennifer O’Neill For $400,000

Lady Gaga's assistantLady Gaga‘s best friend since she was 19 and assistant from 2009 to 2011 is suing her for $393,000, claiming she owes her over 7,000 hours of overtime pay.

Jennifer O’Neill says she could not handle Gaga’s weird requests, like sharing a bed with her every night and being by her side “virtually 24 hours a day, seven days a week.” Meanwhile, Gaga insists that O’Neill, who she calls a bad friend who never did her job properly, knew from the start that there was no paid overtime.

“I’m going to give all the money that she wants to my employees that work hard for me now that deserve it,” Gaga said during her deposition. “I’m not going to give it to her so she can go to Intermix and buy herself a new tube top.” Continue reading “Lady Gaga Sued By Assistant/Best Friend Jennifer O’Neill For $400,000”

Magic Johnson Sued By Woman Who Says He Made Her Squeeze His Red Vines

NBA superstar Earvin Magic Johnson is being accused of food fascism, age discrimination and being a generally bad employer by a woman who claims to be Johnson’s flight attendant on his private jet.

45-year-old Lanita Thomas specifies in her lawsuit that Earvin used her showing up to work 15 minutes late last month as an excuse to fire her and hire a younger woman.

The best thing she cites as a reason for suing him has to do with his affinity for “fresh” candy. Thomas states that he “forced” her to “regularly squeeze his red vines to make sure they were soft,” which is not code for anything.

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Janice Dickinson Evicted From L.A. home

What is that crazy talking plastic baseball bat Janice Dickinson up to lately? Why, getting evicted from her home of course! The supermodel and reality star (Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency was my favorite) reportedly owes $17,700 in back rent.

That’s three months of stiffed payments (at $5,900 a month) for her 3,000 square foot West LA home. Her landlords have filed a lawsuit, claiming that they gave her a three-day notice to pay or leave on May 7th and she ignored it.

Now they want her to cough up the money and get out. Does this not mirror Courtney Love’s eviction from her NY Townhome last year, but with less setting the drapes on fire, and she owed three times this amount.

If you look at it that way, Janice is responsible. A regular role model… to foster children and bugs.

Your Calves Jiggle For A Reason, Sketchers Shape-Ups Never Worked

Sketcher’s Shape-Ups (endorsed by Kim Kardashian) never worked, so neither did any of the “toning” shoes that claimed to give you a more defined set of thighs and a firm butt.

New Balance and Reebok have been involved in similar lawsuits like the one Sketchers just settled with the FTC, where they paid $40 million dollars and agreed to refund the money to people who purchased Resistance Runners, Shape-ups, and Tone-ups.

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Boy Band Trademark War? A Dance-Off Will Solve It

If you happen to watch Saturday Night Live and don’t have DVR capabilities that allow fast-forwarding, the boy group One Direction graced your television last Saturday.

Their album Up All Night went to the top of the U.S. and UK iTunes charts. Their “story” is far more interesting. They are one of those cobbled-together groups. Like O-Town or other Making The Band Danity-Kane-concoctions.

Ninteen months ago One Direction members Liam, Zayn, Harry, Niall and Louis auditioned separately on the 7th season of British X-Factor guest (and one-time U.S. judge) Nicole Scherzinger suggested that the five compete as a unite.

Simon Cowell signed them to his label, thus the birth of “What Makes You Beautiful” and all that. The problem is, there’s already a band from America with the same name…

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Paula Deen And Brother Accused Of Bigotry

In new lawsuit filed by Lisa Jackson, a former employee of Paula Deen Enterprises and Bubba Hiers claims that the Food Network star and her brother unabashedly threw around racist and sexist remarks.

Jackson was hired in 2007 to cater Bubba Hiers’s wedding, and later taken on as GM of Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House in Georgia. At the wedding, after being asked about the catering staff’s attire, Paula supposedly said:

“Well what I would really like is a bunch of little n***ers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties, you know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around.” 

Bubba Hiers reportedly said that Barack Obama should be sent to the Gulf Of Mexico to “n**er rig” it.

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Gary Busey Trampled A Woman In Tulsa

According to a recent lawsuit, Gary Busey got drunk and slammed into a 57 year-old woman named Carla Loeffler at Tulsa International Airport in Oklahoma.

The woman, Carla Loeffler, claims that Busey was in a hurry to board his plane and rammed into her shoulder, knocking her to the ground while she was waiting in line.

The lawsuit was filed in L.A. County Superior Court, and states that Busey was busy drinking at the bar, waited till the last minute, then attempted to cut in line in front of the “victim,” thus bumping into her and causing her to sustain injuries which she is now suing him for.

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Taylor Swift’s Legal Team Angered By Fake Nude Photo

Taylor Swift’s legal team reportedly sent a letter to the website Celebrity Jihad (they specialize in nude photos and sex scene footage) over a photo that the site claimed was a topless Taylor Swift.

Swift and her legal team are prepared to sue if the picture is not removed. The photo is obviously a fake, it’s merely a girl with curly blonde hair who resembles Taylor, but lacks her angular facial shape. (And dignity)

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Anonymous Actress Sues Over IMDB Age Reveal

An unnamed Asian actress from Texas is suing the popular movie/actor database website IMDB because she claims to have stopped receiving movie role offers because they (IMDB Pro) displayed her real age.

Her profile showed her birthday to the public and also industry insiders looking to hire, which she says is a huge problem since she’s always looked younger than her age.

Her solution… Sue them for a million dollars! Since she probably isn’t well-known at all (it’s obviously not Lucy Liu, Michelle Yeoh or Ziyi Zhang) and never made much money to start with, why not attempt to make a quick buck off a super rich Amazon-owned company?

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Oasis/Gallagher Brother Drama

The two eyebrow-wielding goblin Gallagher brothers of popular British phenom Oasis are feuding, for the millionth time. This time, Liam (the less toolboxy brother) is suing Noel for comments he made about him (Liam) pulling out of V-Fest 2009 at the last minute.

Noel claimed that Liam was drunk or hungover and unprofessional about the situation at V-Fest. So, hairy x-men creature #2 (Liam) freaked out and decided to sue Noel, because he won’t take his comments back and apologize. Also, something about Liam’s clothing label being inappropriately promoted? Are you confused yet? I am.

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