Vanessa Bryant Wishes Her Husband Wasn’t So Damn Lazy

One-time backup dancer and full-time mom Vanessa Bryant tells New York Magazine that her husband, NBA champion Kobe Bryant, isn’t working hard enough to warrant being away from home so frequently.

“I certainly would not want to be married to somebody that can’t win championships. If you’re sacrificing time away from my family and myself for the benefit of winning championships, then winning a championship should happen every single year.”

Yes, Vanessa, anything you can do to get him to retire will do nothing but benefit the few non-Lakers fans (me) in existence.

Alas, she comes off sounding like a bitter hag with too much time on her hands who wants her husband to put the yellow shorts and rubber pigskin down so he can sit at home with his two daughters, using his five championship rings as tiaras for their Barbie dolls. Continue reading “Vanessa Bryant Wishes Her Husband Wasn’t So Damn Lazy”

Scarlett Johansson Hates Her Nickname

Since her breakout role in 2003’s Lost In Translation, bloggers and random media sources have taken to calling Scarlett Johansson “ScarJo.”

Johansson is not pleased with the lackluster name, she says it’s “lazy” and “bizarre” and that her friends would never call her that.

“Oh, it’s awful. It’s a laziness. People can’t actually say the whole name? It’s just bizarre. If I hear somebody say that, I know I don’t know them at all. How come Daniel Day Lewis isn’t subjected to “like, ‘DaDay’? So Cate Blanchett is not, Continue reading “Scarlett Johansson Hates Her Nickname”