Jason Sudeikis Done With ‘Saturday Night Live’

Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde instagramJason Sudeikis announced that he is not returning to the upcoming season of Saturday Night Live so he can spend more time with his head buried inside of Olivia Wilde.

Other male cast members lost include Bill Hader and Fred Armisen. Seth Meyers will leave around the Holidays to prepare for his gig on NBC’s Late Night.

Variety wisely pointed out that Lorne Michaels, likely scrambling to find new blood, should consider hiring someone who is already recognizable to the public. I would make a suggestion but I have absolutely no clue who would take a pay decrease and a busier schedule for a shot at fame that they already have.  Continue reading “Jason Sudeikis Done With ‘Saturday Night Live’”

Steven Tyler Breaks Up With His Mistress, ‘American Idol’

After two years of watching amateurs sing, American Idol judge Steven Tyler is departing from the show to do what he does best. No, not breaking gender boundaries and confusing people who have poor eyesight – being a frontman!

He released a statement yesterday saying he wanted to focus on Aerosmith.

“After some long…hard…thoughts…I’ve decided it’s time for me to let go of my mistress American Idol before she boils my rabbit,” he said. “I strayed from my first love, Aerosmith, and I’m back.”

J-Lo and Randy Jackson may also not be returning but there has been no confirmation either way. Adam Lambert, Miley Cyrus, Will.i.am Katy Perry, Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj are rumored to be eyeing the position(s).  Continue reading “Steven Tyler Breaks Up With His Mistress, ‘American Idol’”