Macklemore Didn’t Mean to Disguise Himself as a Big-Nosed Jew

Macklemore jewish costumeBlond-haired, green-eyed shiksa Macklemore is attempting to explain why and how he ended up becoming a racial stereotype at one of his concerts.

The Seattle-native bought “a bunch of fake mustaches and beards” and a “big witch nose” so he could walk undetected through the audience, apparently unaware of what he looked like, saying the costume was “random” and “not my idea of a stereotype of anybody.”

Seth Rogen hilariously Tweeted “First you trick people into thinking you’re a rapper, now you trick them into thinking you’re Jewish?” Adding that his wig, nose and beard were the “exact shopping list” of an anti-Semitic Jew costume.

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Miley Featured in New Video and on Rolling Stone

Miley Cyrus macklemoreMiley Cyrus continues her jet-propelled moment as the most famous woman of the next few months by doing absolutely nothing and everything all at once.

From crying at the iHeartRadio festival to everyone wondering if “Wrecking Ball” is about missing the hammer of Hemsworth to a brand new video where she raps about being naughty and getting high  looking like a child bride that stole mommy’s scissors and took shelter in Lil’ Kim’s closet for just a few too many years.

She also made a surprisingly valid point about the VMAs in Rolling Stone this month:

“No one is talking about the man behind the ass. It was a lot of ‘Miley twerks on Robin Thicke,’ but never, ‘Robin Thicke grinds up on Miley.’ They’re only talking about the one that bent over. So obviously there’s a double standard.”  Continue reading “Miley Featured in New Video and on Rolling Stone”

Justin Timberlake’s “Tunnel Vision” Banned From YouTube for Boobies

Tunnel Vision still Justin Timberlake
The video for J-Timbo’s “Tunnel Vision” has been temporarily banned from YouTube because of all the topless women snake dancing through the frame as Justin sings about Jessica Biel’s cave of wonders.

Fortunately or unfortunately the video will likely be back on YouTube with an age-restricted required sign-in just like Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” and David Bowie’s “The Next Day.”

I hate to bash America on the 4th of July, but this would never happen in Europe…  Continue reading “Justin Timberlake’s “Tunnel Vision” Banned From YouTube for Boobies”

Video: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – “Can’t Hold Us”

Seth Green look-alike Macklemore, known to his friends back at Evergreen State College as Ben Haggerty, bounces and raises his arms like the ceiling is too low for his ego in the long-awaited video for “Can’t Hold Us.” There really should be some sort of background check you have to pass in order to become a rapper.

Like you have to have more than just an OxyContin addiction and a copy of Illmatic…  Continue reading “Video: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – “Can’t Hold Us””