Kris Jenner Watches Rob Kardashian Masturbate 24/7

Rob Kardashian fashion policeSome people get tattoos of fairies, butterflies and stars, while others go with hearts with the word “mom” in them. Rob Kardashian took it one step further in August when he got one of his famous mother, Kris Jenner.

Rob, who has a large sketch of his dad on his right arm, visited Fashion Police on Dec. 21 and was asked about his ever-expanding collection of ink by Joan Rivers.

“I put my mom, which is weird, on my right arm, which is my masturbating arm,” he told Rivers.

I would say he stepped off the ledge of what could be considered “appropriate” by society if he weren’t a Kardashian and therefore incapable of invoking surprise with incest-y jokes.

Fred Willard Was Caught Masturbating, SO WHAT?

78-year-old Fred Willard of Anchorman, WALL-E, and Betsy’s Kindergarten Adventures was arrested with his pants unzipped at the adult-themed Tiki Theater on Wednesday by uncover officers.

He was taken into custody for lewd conduct and then released on misdemeanour charges. He has already been fired from his narrating job (Market Warriors) at PBS.

Willard’s lawyer released a statement saying that, he did “nothing in any violation of any law” and “We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter.”

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