Alright, Alright, Jessica Simpson’s Baby Maxwell So-And-So is Pretty Cute

Maxwell simpson hairI always wonder if I should make this website all about me and just kind of disguised as a gossip site, or all about celebrities with no mention of my life, or some kind of balance?

Anyway, I apologize for my absence. A lot of bad things are happening to the people I love and I find it very hard to focus on being funny or commenting on the lives of those who can afford good health care and endless plane tickets to Ibiza.

What does this have to do with a photo of Jessica Simpson’s 15-month-old daughter Maxwell? Nothing. Just that she will never have to hear the word “no” because she’s adorable and wealthy with a Nordic, Hitler-approved face.

Shiloh and Suri beware, you’ve got competition.

Jessica Simpson Pregnant Just Seven Months After Firstborn Son Maxwell?

Yeehaw, to distact from her dad’s gayness and her sister’s loneliness, Jessica Simpson has gotten herself knocked up again.

At least that’s what Us Weekly is saying.

“It definitely wasn’t planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again,” a source tells the mag.

Simpson lost 60 pounds with the help of Weight Watchers and a personal trainer after her son Maxwell was born (in May).  If she is pregnant, we can definitely expect the same full-circle reaction from the press. It goes like this:

1. Hooray she’s having a baby!

2. Woohoo the baby came out alive!

3. Fatty fatty boom boom shakes the earth with hippo footsteps.  Continue reading “Jessica Simpson Pregnant Just Seven Months After Firstborn Son Maxwell?”