Madonna’s Tour Truck Takes A Spill

A truck carrying equipment for Madonna‘s MDNA tour pulled a Super Bowl XLVI when it overturned in Sweden on its way to Ullevi Stadium for a concert that should take place later today.

No one was killed but a few cars were damaged, one person was injured, and traffic was blocked. Or, as Madonna would have said if she were there, “WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING AT ME?!”

I like to imagine that some nice Swedish woman was walking around sightseeing and was suddenly hit in the pointy pale face by a metal wedding dress or a bag of white top hats but pictures seem to indicate that it was just a bunch of boring speakers.  Continue reading “Madonna’s Tour Truck Takes A Spill”

Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip

Madonna flashed her nipple in Istanbul, Turkey, on June 7 while performing “Human Nature” and everyone seems to have their own opinion on the matter. Either she’s too old, desperate and gross or people are too uptight, and it’s no surprise.

I think there are no 53 year-old nipple anywhere in existence that I’m interested in seeing. And it is desperate, she’s a mom. That “Oops!..I Did It Again” face is as old as the mammary gland itself.

Here’s what a few fellow celebs had to say about Madonna’s MDNA tour stunt:

“There is nothing sexual about that titty and that shoulder. That’s an old titty…I guess she thinks it’s sexy…Looks like a beanbag with a nipple, that breast.”   -Howard Stern  Continue reading “Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip”

Madonna Will Perform ‘Express Yourself’ And ‘Born This Way’ Mashup During MDNA Tour

I think Lady Gaga‘s presence is a sort of fire under Madonna‘s open-air chaps. There’s respect, but also a deep-rooted sense of trodden territory. That became apparent when “Born This Way” came out.

Madonna called it “interesting” and “reductive” saying that it was a wonderful way to redo her song “Express Yourself” with a few easily recognizable chord changes.

Some naughty soul caught Madge in the act of rehearsing in Tel Aviv and leaked the footage of her doing a mesh-up of the two songs. Before you jump to conclusions, this is something I’m sure she approved with Gaga.  Continue reading “Madonna Will Perform ‘Express Yourself’ And ‘Born This Way’ Mashup During MDNA Tour”

Deadmau5 To Madonna: ‘You F***ing IDIOT’

Joel Thomas Zimmerman aka Deadmau5 aka guy-who-wears-a-mousehead-mask-cause-he’s-buttfuck-nerdy is notoriously outspoken

He hates being called a DJ (prefers “producer”) even though he clearly is one and now he’s gone and pissed off a legion of fans who would gladly stab him with press-on-nail-sharpened crucifixes.

Yes, Deadmau5 insulted none other than the queen of pop. Zimmerman called Madonna out for referencing drugs at Ultra Music Festival in Miami. She took to the stage to introduce the Swedish DJ Avicii and said, “How many people in this crowd have seen molly?” 

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