Video: MJ’s “Thriller” in 20 Different Styles

Anthony Vincent of the Ten Second Songs is back singing Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” in various spooky styles like Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Jack Skellington and The Spice Girls. He’s vocally versatile to the point of making me want to ritualistically murder him and eat his flesh in hopes of becoming just as disgustingly talented.

Just in time for Halloween, the holiday where you become a slut to get attention and I become one to get free candy.  Continue reading “Video: MJ’s “Thriller” in 20 Different Styles”

Justin Timberlake Dances With Michael Jackson

There’s a new Michael Jackson video (yes, “new”) for reasons unknown besides that people just aren’t done beating his sequined corpse like a piñata until dollar bills fall out…

“Love Never Felt So Good” for Justin Timberlake, who snaps his fingers while younger folks dance up a storm in front of old footage of Michael.
The next song from Jackson’s posthumous album Xscape will feature Tupac and John Denver.

What’s the most interesting about Justin Timberlake these days anyway? That he shares a barber with Brad Pitt or that you could pour syrup in his brow crease without any falling out? 
Read: Michael Jackson Hologram Rocks Billboard Music Awards: Go Behind the Scenes

REPORT: Paris Jackson Heading To Residential Treatment

Paris Jackson skeletonMichael Jackson’s daughter Paris is being sent to a group home following her suicide attempt last month.

This according to The Sun, who are often wrong and tend to falsify information. I have unique insight on what will happen if she does end up going to the Dr. Drew-recommended residential treatment center Diamond Ranch Academy, in Utah.

I spent over a year in such a place when I was a teen just guzzling stolen alcohol and running away from my super nice home and super nice mother for no apparent reason.

Here’s what goes on:

  • Find 7 grey hairs in your Mexican casserole from careless cafeteria workers / try not to puke because they’ll think you have an eating disorder.
  • Run away for a few days and realize sleeping in trees and stealing foundation from Kmart is boring.
  • HATE half the staff with a fiery passion, idolize and befriend others (especially the intern types who swear and listen to good music because they aren’t that much older than you), forget the rest.
  • Meet other crazies who become your lifelong friends.

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Paris Jackson: Out of the Psych Ward and Into the Frying Pan?

Paris Jackson instagramParis Jackson’s whirlwind week seems to finally be coming to an end, but is the teenage daughter of the most prolific pop star of all time in trouble beyond her recent hospital stay for a suicide attempt?

Of course she is. Celebrity offspring (Bobbi Kristina, Stephanie Rose Bongiovi, Mackenzie Phillips etc.) are like child stars who never had to work to get where they are. They’re a more unpredictable breed of socialites. Equally spoiled, yet more scrutinized.

Jackson’s psychiatric hold was lifted Saturday evening when she was transferred to UCLA Medical Center, the same hospital where Michael Jackson passed away.

A statement approved by Paris’ guardian, Katherine Jackson, released just after she cut her wrists said, “Being a sensitive 15-year-old is difficult no matter who you are…”  Continue reading “Paris Jackson: Out of the Psych Ward and Into the Frying Pan?”

Are We Monsters For Wondering if Wade Robson Was Really One of Michael Jackson’s Victims?

Wade Robson Today ShowWhen I first heard that ‘N Sync/Britney choreographer Wade Robson was suing Michael Jackson’s estate, I thought, on the off-chance that he wasn’t an attention-seeking liar, he should have spoken up before Michael died.

I now feel kind of bad for thinking that, because, despite being cleared of charges, we know Michael Jackson molested kids just like we know O.J. killed Nicole. (Wade made sure to reminds us of that on The Today Show, where he called his alleged aggressor a “pedophile” and a “child sexual abuser.”)

We also know that Robson spent time with Michael as a child. So why wouldn’t we believe him? Is it the timing, or the fact that he denied wrongdoing and testified not against but for Michael Jackson in 2005?

Maybe a combination of both. But that’s stupid because we know that victims often come out years after abuse occurs. And you’d think the safest time would be after their abuser was dead, right?

“In order to heal, I have to speak the truth and speak the whole truth,” Robson told Matt Lauer.

If he is lying, he’s a horrible person. If he’s not, we’re all horrible people for calling him a liar.

I think he might be telling the truth. I just don’t know why telling the public and bringing Jackson’s remaining family members into it is part of the healing process. What do you think?

La Toya Jackson Hears Michael’s Ghost Cheerily Tap Dancing Throughout Her Home

La Toya Jackson looks like ETIf Janet Jackson and Michael Jackson had an incestual child it would look and act like La Toya Jackson. Or E.T. in drag.

The shameless Jackson famous for having the childish laugh of the devil, baring her breasts for Playboy and starring in the reality show Life With La Toya has a new revelation.

She believes, at least in the withering tapestry she calls a mind, that the crotch-grabbing ghost of Michael Jackson tap dances in her house, the way he used to when he was alive, apparently.

La Toya said that bodyguards first informed her of the noises, telling Good Day New York that she was intrigued because her brother “used to do that every Sunday for two hours.”  Continue reading “La Toya Jackson Hears Michael’s Ghost Cheerily Tap Dancing Throughout Her Home”

Michael Jackson’s Son is Going to be a Big Television Star

Prince Michael JacksonSoooo Michael Jackson’s 16-year-old son Prince just got a job with Entertainment Tonight, which is totally more prestigious than (but just as non-important as) Extra. Both shows hire weirdly interesting c-list, Surreal Life-worthy celebrities like Holly Madison and Robin Leach.

During his first gig interviewing Oz the Great and Powerful‘s James Franco, Sam Raimi and scrub Zach Braff, we learn that MJ Jr. has a pretty deep voice. Some fellow ET employee woman told him he seemed wise for his age and he grabbed his crotch, lit his hair on fire and screamed “Ehhh-heee” said it was all thanks to his dad.  Continue reading “Michael Jackson’s Son is Going to be a Big Television Star”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-22-12]

Watch Bruno Mars‘ spot-on impression of Michael Jackson on SNL. (Gossip Cop)

Jennifer Esposito calls out CBS for mistreating her on Blue Bloods set. (Yahoo!)

Showtime orders third season of terrorist drama Homeland. (Huffington Post)

Paranormal Activity 3 made $30.2 million dollars at the box office. (ohmyGAHH!)

Did pop/folk darling Mandy Moore get botox and plastic surgery? (Radar)

Snooki‘s sunless tanning products are a sign of the end of times. (Bitten and Bound)

Instructional video on how to pick up (and throw) a girl at the gym. (Gawker)

John Mayer dresses like potato-chinned hillbilly vampire hunter for Halloween. (Evil Beet)

Conrad Murray Thinks Katherine Jackson Would Be Put ‘At Peace’ If She Visited Him In Jail

Conrad Murray released a statement that Katherine Jackson, who now shares custody of Michael’s children with Tito Jackson’s son, would benefit from meeting with him in the Los Angeles County Jail.

“I’ve been told that she has a desire to speak with me before she departs this life,” the statement said.

“Seeing that she is up in age and in questionable health, and the fact that she is the mother of a very dear departed friend, it would give me great pleasure to sit with her one on one and answer any questions she might have. It would put her at peace, I would do that truly out of concern for her and altruistic love and concern for others.”  Continue reading “Conrad Murray Thinks Katherine Jackson Would Be Put ‘At Peace’ If She Visited Him In Jail”

Jermaine, Randy, Paris, and Janet Jackson Face Off

“What’s at stake here is a lot of money, by some accounts $500 million dollars, and people on the street lose their mind when they see a quarter on the ground so you can see how they might come apart a little bit.”

-Aisha Tyler on The Talk

Police were called Monday night after a fight erupted between several of Michael Jackson’s relatives when sister Janet and brothers Jermaine and Randy arrived at their niece and nephew’s compound.

They were reportedly trying to take Michael’s children (Paris, Blanket and Prince) to visit their 82-year-old grandmother Katherine, who was briefly considered “missing” after she left Calabasas, presumably to flee the drama.  Continue reading “Jermaine, Randy, Paris, and Janet Jackson Face Off”

Elvis Presley’s Crypt + Lisa Marie’s Michael Jackson Letter – Guess Which One Won’t Be Auctioned

Lisa Marie Presley has requested that a personal letter to her from Michael Jackson (the two were married from 1994 to 1996) be pulled from one of Julien’s Auctions, who is also handling the sale of her father, Elvis’ crypt in late June.

The letter, written on yellow legal pad, is very unusual. It has a drawing of a square with an arrow pointing to it with the words “Smell here.” The rest of the note reads:

“Lisa I truly need this rest, I haven’t slept litterally in 4 days now. I need to be away from phones and Business people. I must take care of my health first. Im’ crazy for you,” then signs off “Love, Turd.”

The item was expected to bring in over a thousand dollars but the auction house complied with Presley’s wishes, telling TMZ“We wanted to honor the request and continue our good relationship with Ms. Presley.”  Continue reading “Elvis Presley’s Crypt + Lisa Marie’s Michael Jackson Letter – Guess Which One Won’t Be Auctioned”

Michael Jackson Tribute Concert Concludes In Wales

Prince Jackson, Jamie Foxx and Ne-Yo

Yesterday marked the date of the long-awaited “Michael Forever” tribute concert which has been criticized for its terrible timing (amidst Conrad Murray trial) Janet Jackson voiced her concern and reason for not appearing:

“Because of the trial, the timing of this tribute to our brother would be too difficult for me…”

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Michael Jackson ‘Death Photo’ Surfaces In Dr. Conrad Murray Trial

The trial for Michael Jackson‘s personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, is underway. Murray  is accused of involuntary manslaughter – distributing excessive medications that ultimately caused Jackson’s death.

A morbid photo of the pop singer was shown in the courtroom yesterday morning. It depicts Jackson in a hospital gurney, post-mortem…

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Video: Das Racist – “Michael Jackson”

Warning: Worst Michael Jackson impersonator ever + best worst homage to 1991’s “Black Or White.”

The Brooklyn rap trio Das Racist (name origin: “That’s racist,” as in, not actually racist at all) has released a video for the ridiculous song/single “Michael Jackson.”

In this song they mostly repeat the line, “MICHAEL JACKSON, A MILLION DOLLARS. YOU FEEL ME? HOLLER!”

Their first full-length album, Relax, is due in a few days. (September 13)

It’s Britney, Bitch!! (Video Nostalgia)

Because I’m thrilled about the Britney VMA tribute tomorrow, here are a bunch of videos of random Britney Spears moments… From Singing with Michael Jackson to The Madonna kiss to the strip tease to Pepsi ads to the snake slave dance to Glee’s Heather Morris to the “Circus” video!

(Britney Spears performing “The Way You Make Me Feel” with Michael Jackson, at Madison Square Garden)

(The famous Madonna/Britney kiss. Christina Aguilera and Missy Elliot were there too I think. Check out Avril Lavigne’s reaction! And Eminem, Beyonce, the Queer Eye guys, 50 Cent and Justin Timberlake. Priceless)

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Frank DiLeo (October 23, 1947 – August 24, 2011)

Frank DiLeo, 63, a promoter, actor and manager passed away  yesterday in Pittsburg due to complications from heart surgery.

He starred in Scorsese’s Goodfellas and Wayne’s World 1 and 2, and most prominently managed Michael Jackson at the height of his career during the 80’s.

He had worked for Epic Records and RCA promoting noted bands of that time such as Culture Club, Cyndi Lauper and REO Speedwagon. He also helped make Jackson’s Thriller album the success that it was – the bestselling album of all time.

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