Wyclef Jean: Young And Free On Italian Bike

Wyclef Jean’s 43rd birthday was this month and he celebrated it by sitting on an American-themed [Italian] Motorcycle in his underwear.

Jean posted a photo last week of him on his prized Ducati 998 Bostrom with the inspiring message,

TODAY I AM 43 YEARS OLD! I look And feel 26! U cant keep à good Man down! Keep à smile when they want you to frown!”

And indeed, many did try to make him frown with responses like “THIS WHY THEY SHOT AT YOU IN HAITI NIGGA,” “Did you buy the Ducati w/ embezzled Haiti funds?” and “FUCK YO BIRTHDAY BRUH.”

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Video: Twin Shadow – “Five Seconds”

Rihanna and Lady Gaga aren’t the only people in music with ranty, faux-personal intro messages about art, loss, and love in their videos. Twin Shadow aka George Lewis Jr. does it too.

Unlike “Marry The Night” and “We Found Love,” “Five Seconds” is a truly good song with staying power. Besides, who doesn’t love neon motorcycle helmets? Nobody, that’s who.  Continue reading “Video: Twin Shadow – “Five Seconds””

Ryan Reynolds And Sandra Bullock Are Getting It On

Ryan was seen speeding off like a Green Lantern out of hell (below) on a Ducati, motorcycling to see Sandra at her home in LA this past Saturday.

They also spent the weekend together on a mini-vacation in Wyoming (left) two weeks ago.

Look, I have no idea if these two are dating, but they certainly are spending a lot of time together. I HOPE they are dating/boning and I assume they are because it just seems so right to me. For somebody who doesn’t know them at all, I have a lot of insight and wise words for them.

Like, “Don’t fall off your motorcycle and break your penis on your way to see Sandra Bullock…”

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