Strawberry-Faced Blonde Erin Brockovich Wasn’t Drunk, She Was Hungry

Erin Brockovich mugshotPGE nemesis, consulting firm prez and Julia Roberts movie-inspirerer Erin Brockovich was arrested this past weekend for drunk driving her boat around Lake Mead in Las Vegas after Park & Wildlife officials noticed she was “struggling to dock her boat” a.k.a. ramming it repeatedly into the dock.

TMZ released Brockovich’s corresponding mug shot plus a statement where she explained that the sun and food deprivation were partially responsible for her OUI (operating under the influence) charge.

“I apologize for my actions Friday evening. After a day in the sun and with nothing to eat it appears that a couple of drinks had a greater impact than I had realized,” she said. “I take drunk driving very seriously, this was clearly a big mistake, I know better and I am very sorry.”

A couple of drinks?? She looks like she asphyxiated herself with zip ties and fell into a blender.
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Manny Ramirez Arrested For Domestic Violence

Former Indians/Red Sox/Dodgers baseball MVP/steroid user Manny Ramirez was arrested yesterday night at 7 PM Eastern time.

Witnesses told TMZ that a fight had occurred between Manny and his wife Juliana.

He was taken by police at his home in Weston, Florida into custody and charged with battery.

Information recovered by NBC reveals via police report that Ramirez allegedly hit his wife with an open hand…

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