Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-8-13]

4 minute video of every newsworthy thing that happened in 2012 will blow your mind. (ohmyGAHH!)

Dwayne Johnson is the best son ever, crushes mom with a hug. (Examiner)

“I didn’t know she sang. I thought she rapped. Or whatever.” –Carey, on Minaj (Jezebel)

Kanye West calls Beyonce and Jay-Z, but not Solange, his “family.” (Gawker)

Giant kraken from the sea captured in new high-definition images. (NY Daily News)

Rihanna gets compared to Whitney Houston, calls accuser a “weak bitch.” (Sugarscape)

This robot needs some Gatorade, or Alka-Seltzer, or a trip to the scrap metal box. (Grouchy Muffin)