Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-23-13]

The package tour 2013They’ll make love to you: 98 Degrees, NKOTB and Boyz II Men together at last! (Huffington Post)

Chris Brown and Rihanna’s romance cracks Lena Dunham‘s heart in half. (Evil Beet)

Poopmaster zero Angelina Jolie explains why you shouldn’t have kids. (Bohomoth)

Rex Ryan got into another car accident. Sees green Jets-themed lights 24/7. (TMZ)

Watch: American Horror Story: Asylum freak Pepper’s makeup process. (ohmyGAHH!)

Justin Bieber‘s McDonald’s date with 22-year-old nurse drove Selena away. (Radar)

These photos of firefighters surrounding an icy warehouse fire in Chicago are insane. (NBC)