Emma Watson and Prince Harry Aren’t a Thing

Hermione mud bloodSo you heard that Emma Watson and Prince Harry are an item, yes? Well, they’re not. Firstly, Watson is a classy young broad who I’d like to believe has much better taste than that, and second, she said so on Twitter (sort of).

But then again, I wanted to believe that Hermione Granger wouldn’t fall for a certain sweet-yet-clueless ginger with a knack for being dead weight when people are busy trying their hardest to destroy Voldemort. Lesson: anyone lacking the last name “Potter” or “Radcliffe” is a bad choice for her.

Here’s what Watson had to say on social media about not dating a full-blood prince:

The “exclusive” story from Women’s Day Australia detailed a tryst that thrived on “secret dates” and the fact that Harry is “smitten” for more than just “Emma’s looks,” and is instead after her soul because he doesn’t have one.  Continue reading “Emma Watson and Prince Harry Aren’t a Thing”

Chris Brown Says Rihanna Is Too Young For Him

Chris Brown is a douche and a halfChris Brown told The Kyle and Jackie O radio show in Australia that him and Rihanna are not dating at this current moment in time. Speaking of time, he explained that one of the reasons they don’t work as a couple has to do with age.

Brown, one year YOUNGER than Rihanna, 25, said this:

At the end of the day, she’s a young girl. I can’t really be focused on wifing someone that young.

Another more sensical reason cited was her work schedule. Something about being “The best Chris Brown I can be.” (That would be him not making music in a padded room, yes?)

Yeah, I’mma do it solo. I mean at the end of the day, shawty doing her own thang. She on the road.