Chad Johnson’s Bromantic Butt Slap is no Big Deal

Chad Johnson lawyer butt slapWhat’s going on in the world of sports besides the NBA playoffs and Tebow possibly signing with the Patriots?

Well, Bengals cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones punched a woman for throwing a drink at him, and free agent Chad Johnson got in trouble for slapping his male lawyer’s ass at a probation violation hearing.

Jones pleaded not guilty (even though TMZ has a surveillance video), and Johnson is currently trying to talk his way out of a 30 day jail sentence because he made the whole courtroom chuckle.

“I don’t know that you’re taking this whole thing seriously,” the honorable judge so-and-so said. “I just saw you slap your attorney on the backside. Is there something funny about what’s going on here today?” 

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Chad Johnson Admits He Made a Sex Tape, With Strippers, Three Years Ago

Chad Johnson sex tapeChad Johnson and Terrell Owens have a lot in common. Football, separate and joint television shows (The T.O. Show, Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, The T.Ocho Show) and now a sex tape.

Johnson tells TMZ that the photos and footage of him with two strippers in a Florida hotel room (acquired by WorldStarHipHop) are around three years old. While he is looking to take legal action, he doesn’t seem even half as pissed as Hulk Hogan did.

Ex-wife/current live-in something Evelyn Lozada doesn’t seem mad either, because she already knew about it “months ago.” From her Twitter:  Continue reading “Chad Johnson Admits He Made a Sex Tape, With Strippers, Three Years Ago”

Chad Johnson Punished By NFL And VH1 For Head-Butting Incident

Both VH1 and the Miami Dolphins are cutting ties with wide receiver Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson after he sent his wife, Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada to the ER.

The fight reportedly began when Lozada accused Johnson of infidelity after discovering a receipt for condoms. Much like Chris Brown, who was famously “caught in a lie” by Rihanna, Chad retaliated with violence. A head-butt, to be specific.

The Dolphins terminated his one-year contract and his 11-episode reality show co-starrig his wife, Ev & Ocho, was cancelled by VH1 before it aired.

Simba Peed On Chad Ochocinco

Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson was sprayed by a lion on Saturday night at a Voices for Children charity event in Miami while he was out with his wife, Evelyn Lozada, and former teammate Darrell Revis.

He wrote on his Twitter that he was wearing his fancy church clothes and that we wasn’t even standing that close. (“He sprayed like a water gun.”)

Ochocinco also seemed upset that the lion spared his Basketball Wives star spouse from the urine waterfall.

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