Rihanna Gets Fierce in African Penguin Exhibit

Rihanna penguins Leave it to Rihanna to jump into the penguin cage at an aquarium during a trip to South Africa like she’s on America’s Next Top Model.

Penguins be like, why u steal muh thunder, giant?

She did acknowledge the resemblance on her Instagram account, writing “Bitch stole my look” as a caption.

I know I haven’t talked about her since the 777 disaster, concert tardiness, and great boat a$$ incident of July, but I’m still harboring a lot of hatred over her never coming to Portland.

CLICK HERE for RiRi’s completely average and moderately sexy “Pour It Up” music video.

Arizona Woman Robs Mini-Mart With Toy Penguin

On November 23rd a woman in Yavapai County, Arizona, robbed a Chevron mini-mart by putting one hand in her sweater and claiming she had a bomb in order to get cash from the register. The clerk refused, and the suspect fled the scene.

The crime occurred at about 6:15 p.m. and the woman’s identity was discovered merely an hour later. Andri Jeffers, 26, was made by the clerk who wrote down the license plate number from her Chrysler Pacifica. A surveillance photo didn’t hurt either.

Deputies arrived at her house, where she admitted to the crime and the fact that the “bomb” was actually a toy penguin. She was booked for one count of attempted robbery at the Camp Verde Detention Center.

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