Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga Are Enemies Now, Blame Madonna

Perez Hilton Lady GagaLady Gaga revealed on Twitter that celebrity-blogger-turned-celebrity Perez Hilton is no longer her inside man. On Friday she let her followers in on when and why they had a falling out, and it’s pretty scandalous, not to mention unforgivable.

Apparently, on the day that she injured her hip so badly that the cartilage was “just hanging out,” Perez sent her a photo of the word “KARMA” and Madonna pointing a gun at her.

I don’t give a fuck if Perez is forced to worship at the alter of Madonna over Cher, Gaga, Celine Dion and anyone else for forever because Madge will break both his hips and arms with some sort of button in her evil organic lotion chamber (or maybe just a stare?), if he doesn’t. That’s messed up. AND now he’s stalking her…  Continue reading “Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga Are Enemies Now, Blame Madonna”

Perez Hilton Blessed With the Birth of a Hairy Baby

Perez Hilton son After a semi-secret, four-year search for a surrogate mother, online entrepreneur Perez Hilton finally found a match and is now the proud father of a baby boy.

“I am ready to announce that earlier this month I was blessed with the birth of my first child, a beautiful and healthy baby boy – with lots of hair on his tiny head,” Hilton, real name Mario Lavandeira, wrote on his website yesterday afternoon.

Perez said in a 2009 interview with the Los Angeles Times that his “professional mom” Teresita Lavandeira would become a “professional grandmother” if he ever had kids. As in, no nanny.

A lot of people seemed really surprised by this news because he’s not exactly Donny Osmond-wholesome, but do I really need to remind you of all the less-worthy celebs who have children?

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Perez Hilton Says Lindsay Lohan Was ‘Over Four Hours Late’ To Work On ‘Glee’

Perez Hilton dropped by Howard Stern‘s radio show to talk about his off-Broadway play NEWSical The Musical where he brought up Lindsay Lohan, who he worked with in the season three “Nationals” episode of Glee.

Producers (and the actress who plays Coach Beiste) were so frustrated with Lohan’s beyond-casual approach to work that they refused to call her by her name, referring to her as “that girl” (as in “that girl is making us late again”).

Even after being specifically notified by director Eric Stoltz to memorize all her lines “off-book,” Lindsay still had to be repeatedly reminded. Hilton also said that an extra day of filming was added due to her behavior.

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Perez Hilton, No Longer A Fatty Fatty Boom Boom

Perez Hilton’s weight loss has been chronicled since 2008, previously by Perez himself and In Touch weekly.

He told the magazine that he slimmed down by simply walking and incorporating a healthier diet.

“I began by just eating healthy, and a month later, I started to incorporate a little bit of exercise – just walking for about 30 minutes a day – and then I became motivated to do more and more.”

“I have two trainers who I work out with in the gym Mondays through Thursdays. On Fridays and Saturdays I do Pilates, Sundays I do yoga, and I also do spinning.”  Continue reading “Perez Hilton, No Longer A Fatty Fatty Boom Boom”

Perez Sucks At Judging Music Contests, Passes on Gaga Clone

Lately Perez Hilton has been asking his readers to send him videos of them performing covers which he will then rate and judge, thus picking the “best” one.

I’ve always read his blog, since it’s the biggest gossip site out there and quite useful BUT I completely disagree for the second time with his choices.

During his Britney Spears cover competition he picked some jazzy dude over this lady…

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If Regina Spektor Did “I Wanna Go”

Perez Hilton recently held a singing competition for unsigned artists singing Britney Spears’ “I Wanna Go.” He’s got kind of a weird ear so he crowned some jazzy guy as the winner…

The winner should have been Jen Miller aka Jenerally Speaking, who also does some amazing covers of Adele’s “Set Fire To The Rain” and “Someone Like You…”

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Perez Hilton “Poops” On Justin Bieber

On Wednesday Perez Hilton posted a picture on his blog of him squatting over a cardboard cut-out of Justin Bieber, titled “Pooping Is The New Planking.”

I think it’s just a harmless and slightly unfunny joke, but a bunch of people are getting feisty over it.

I’m not sure how much Justin Bieber had to do with the “symbolism” of the whole thing. I think Perez would have fake-crapped on anyone’s face.

Doing it on a picture of the biggest teen superstar in America (and Canada) and the world may not have been the best idea, since he got called “old,” “fat,” and a “molester” around 100 times in his comment thread. Continue reading “Perez Hilton “Poops” On Justin Bieber”