Lady Gaga Ascending to Outer Space in 2015

Lady Gaga grammy space outfitSince her first CD and break into the industry, Lady Gaga has seemed too big for this world. From her outfits and attitude to her day-long birth from an egg, the ultimate metaphor for ego will finally come to fruition in 2015, when she ventures into space on a Virgin Galactic ship, courtesy of Richard Branson.

Gaga is reportedly scheduled to perform above New Mexico for the mysterious Zero G Colony festival, which is described as “a music experience that is truly out of this world” on the official website.

A source says she will have to prepare with extra lung-strengthening vocal training the month before, to prepare for the pressure change. ANDDD maybe she’ll stay in space until she comes up with new material and stops releasing b-sides from The Fame falsely packaged as new material. (At least that would explain the R. Kelly duet.)

No Doubt Will Perform At Teen Choice Awards

No Doubt‘s first album since 2001’s Rock Steady is becoming a reality.

The band has confirmed an appearance at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday, July 22 and their new CD is due in September.

They have not played together live since 2009, while Gwen Stefani focused on her sweet-hollaback-harajuku-escape solo career.

Tony, Gwen, Adrian and Tom been graciously updating fans on their every move via Twitter

“Need a final sound for ‘Push & Shove’ so Tom is playing an electronic autoharp app on his iPad. Hello to the future”

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Madonna Is Possible Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Act

Sports website SB Nation is claiming that Madonna will perform at the super bowl on February 5, 2012. This is good because, if there does happen to be some sort of apocalypse, Madonna surely would survive, being an ageless supernatural succubus who can easily survive on seeds and ashes.

The 53 year-old queen of pop would follow previous acts (since the Janet Jackson mishap in 2004) such as The Black Eyed Peas, The Who, Springsteen, Tom Petty, Prince, The Rolling Stones and Paul McCartney.

The super bowl this year will take place at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Portland Pterodactyl Vs. South Carolina Sabertooths. Oh wait, that doesn’t exist. Is there a better candidate than Madonna? Yes! Her name is Lady Gaga (or Rihanna)…

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Lady Gaga Confirmed for VMAs

Until recently the MTV VMAs were sounding more drab by the minute, at first the public only knew for sure that Adele, Bruno Mars and Chris Brown were scheduled to perform. Now, after announcements of a Britney Spears tribute segment, Lady Gaga has been officially added to the lineup!

The day after the release of the Nebraskan corn-syrup coma that is the “You & I” video, MTV let the public know that Mrs. Luc Carl meatdress, fire-piano bosom-pyrotechnics would show her Meadow-Soprano-looking-face at the legendary event on Sunday.

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